Sir Rabbit a long term Hash House Harrier member with over 1400 runs to his credit takes friends for a feed after an “Aussie’s Pop Corn & Hot Dog Debacle”

THE Store cameras under Dicky Knees control captured the group dressed as Rabbits. Dicky Knee recognised the group leader Sir Rabbit by his long ears.

Dicky Knee provided the following video to Botcho for you all to see

Need a little help here!!
Perhaps the Grand Master can rule on this photo

How long has Sir Prince Valiant been on tour? Looks like he has aged a bit since he left our shores for the Royal Wedding. LOL

What do you think? I’m looking for the best comment. Great prize on offer.

Sir Prince and Botcho relaxing before busy concert tour

Run: 1753 AGPU
Location: Aussie China Restaurant, Broadbeach
Date: Monday 6th June 2011

New Hierarchy
GM: Shat

RA: Josephine

Trail Master: Veteran

Hash Cash: Blackstump

On Sec: Two Dogs

Booze Masters: Jigsaw & Swollen Colon

I believe there’s only 51 weeks to go, less if I have anything to do with it!

Oh well, I guess you can only run for so long, and I have gone to some extraordinary lengths of recent in avoiding being on the Hierarchy. It’s a bit like “Readers Digest”, you can keep moving, but they’ll get you in the end!

At least the past Hierarchy have duly selected a superb team who will have no trouble in siphoning off.. sorry I meant servicing the member’s funds, and yet again I feel honoured to be a part of such a fine team and preserving my place as the most capped Hierarchy.

Well, it only took them a year but the outgoing Hierarchy finally got it right, mind you I had to leave early and missed the inevitable “deterioration into a total debacle” bit, which every AGPU seems to eventuate in (and initial photos seem to indicate such). Never the less a great night was in store.

The evening started well with nearly 40 very dapper looking types arriving at the riverside venue for canapés and drinks (finally Tooheys Old has returned!). Many of the ranks were seen grovelling to the Hierarchy with their last ditch election campaign pitches, with Pizza, Bent Banana and even Mumbles shortening further in the odds and Crocodile and Jigsaw prevailing in the “planking” competition. Caustic must have slaved all day in his pad next door preparing these goodies.

After our fill it was time to resemble an orderly pack and head to the Casino so we could play rent a crowd at the Atrium Bar (doesn’t anyone else go out on Mondays?). Following a quick ale or two it was still, surprisingly, an orderly departure to the Monorail station to create a record Monday night (since our last visit anyway), exciting the driver as he extracted the funds from Hash Cash, Missing link. Another longer drink stop followed at the Bar on Broadbeach Mall, where Rectum joined us, and we soon managed to clear the remainder of any crowd left. At 7:30pm sharp we were ordered to depart, still a little orderly, and zig zag our way to the awaiting Chinese restaurant.

First on the agenda were a number of the usual awards, which I’ll hopefully bring you in the near future, presided over by the now teary outgoing GM, Flasher (and I thought we just had an awards night?). Following this was the entrées and copious amounts of red wine served by our lovely waitress types. Also, to Point Two’s delight, and contrary to vicious rumours, the beer flowed freely from a very fine selection. But wait there was more, the give-a-ways, bags, jackets and assorted trinkets and a late (and complicated) printing of the Year Book by KB. I could see the makings of a “black hole” being uncovered! By the way a fine feast followed.

Sadly I missed the rest so I’ll have to wait to view the unedited version of the photos to report further, so stay tuned for more exciting reports (bribes being cheerfully accepted). At least I’ve got a year of no runs to set, free lunches, bribes, a new car, a five year Hierarchy exemption and much much more, I can’t wait! Bring on the “Year of the Shat”!
And don’t worry Pizza and Bent Banana I’ll vote for you next year!

That is all from “The Desk”,
On On
Two Dogs

News Flash… New GM Shat goes power crazy on his first day in office Conscripting poor Botcho on to the Hierarchy, promising free breakfasts as a bribe. Subs may have to rise.

Run 1752
Hare: Botcho
Location: Helensvale
Date: 29th May 2011

GCHHH Run 1752 Botcho
“Palazzo Botcho” Chip in Place looking over the golf course. Botcho’s famous catering and a certainty of a good run. ……………

What else could you wish for ?????

GOOD WEATHER … That’s what !!!!

The R/A has stuffed up all year …. this is certainly his last chance!!!!!

Lightning is flashing across the Northern sky and Botcho is frantically looking at the computer radar images.
As expected the numbers increase beyond 20 and it’s only 5;50PM

26,27,28 …… It’s now 6;15PM

On On ……… over the park and off into unchartered areas of Helensvale heads the pack … only 4 or 5 walkers and everyone else is running.
The booze master has fronted, and the wood fired oven is red hot ready to go with Botcho’s vegies and 8 Aldi special chooks. Let’s hope we are not doing the song from the last run at Botcho’s …. Titled from the group “ The Black Assed Pies”

Sit down service…. Special hierarchy table, with glassware cutlery and crockery. Botcho has gone all out to make sure the GM position is his next year.
WOW !!!!!

This nosh is looking GOOD !!!!

The R/A has kept the rain away and the pack is back singing the praises of the Botcho trail!!!

Potato chips dished up (sadly in front of the R/A Cumsmoke back early ) so that’s one bowl gone.
Nosh is up !!!!!

Oven roasted Chicken, baked spuds and pumpkin along with mixed vegies and gravy…. WOW !!!
Then baked chocolate pudding and ice cream…. This time Botcho has used the baking powder with the used by date of 2011 not 2006 like last time and the chocolate pudding is fantastic. Ferret finds it’s a “mug’s game” to get the right container.

Hash Flash apprentice Ferret is not doing a bad job… the photos will tell the story.

8.30PM Flasher calls CIRCLE FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!

First up is Dicky Knee.

Mrs Flasher has received a letter about some bloke Norm Williams and his life threatening disorder “ Sleep Apnoea” along with the letter was the life saving latest device on human trial for the first time…..

Our Dicky Knee gets presented with it … See photos!!!!

Sit there all through the circle Dicky!!! Flasher states.

HARE … Botcho.

2 hours setting the run, cooking, cooking, cooking.

SCB’s representative Blowfly gives the run the thumbs up 8/10

Two Dogs does the same score 8/10

Flasher says false trails everyF%$#&%@where.

WHO STOLE FLASHER’S $15 ????

SHUT UP PIZZA (1)

WALKERS report …. Moonbeams claims “what a %$&#up!! Botcho retorts … silly old prick, should listen …. follow the arrows!!!

SHUT UP PIZZA (2)

Josephine gives the note.

RETURNING RUNNERS..
Ferret , Show Pony, Now loved, Flatulence, Pizza.
NOW LOVED …. Been in Sydney getting love bites on the neck GM .
Flatulence…….. Shaggers back GM
Show Pony …….. ( Same as above ) GM.

Pizza …. Been in Philippines with GM spreading goodwill and visiting the historic sites.

Ferret …. Long version or short version GM ???? Ended up the long version anyway… been O/S to Anzac battlefield tour, met a new mate (Kevin someone?????) tours Italy and gets the invite to the Australian taxpayer funded cocktail party holding cocks with Kev. Free piss and food (sounds just like Hash On Sec)

Moonbeams gives the note.

Visitors … Just Rob our in frequent(ly) visitor.

SHUT UP PIZZA (3)
Old Fart gives the note.

R/A Cumsmoke arrives in full Papal outfit for his last swansong… Obviously the ironing lady at Cumsmoke’s place is on holidays.
KB is up with the plebs getting another trumped up charge and the acting acting acting scribe Caustic jumps in AGAIN!!!
Showpony gets it for stolen Hash property.

Mumbles for stealing the R/A’s seat.

Ferret for Hash flash not taking the R/A’s photo and Challis abuse.
ICE ICE ICE ….. sucked in R/A ….. NO ICE !!!!!! on his last chance too!!!!

Dicky Knee gets it for the Gold Coast crime wave.

Swollen takes over as Table service Bitch… He is a strong chance to a hierarchy spot !!!

R/A calls up POW Dicky Knee

Dicky risks ALL and awards the POW to no other than the GM Flasher ….

GM Cleaning the pool instead of attending the splinter lunch and holding up the Hashers who were so diligently going along …

For the first time in a while Dicky has a Friday off, so he too is off to Splinter lunch as follows.

11AM Pick up by Botcho planned
12 noon … Rug rings …. Sorry been on the phone to Flasher.
12.05 Rug shows up.
12.07 Got to drop in to see Flasher ( FUCK !!!!!) MI6 stuff … you know!!!
12.10 Only be a minute !!! In to see Flasher.
12,30 Rug comes back out of Flasher’s… Dicky is asleep (apnea)
12,35 Botcho gives up and has a LLD while waiting.

GM protests ……. Calls on Sir Rabbit for adjudication as MFFC …. Thumbs down.

Flasher is GUILTY as CHARGED ….
DD Flasher.

A total lack of experience in the last year of no DD’s shows as Flasher is only capable of half the DD.
Rockhard gives a report on Mrs Rockhard …. hopefully out of hospital tomorrow … very close last week with major infection after surgery. All the best Rockhard!!!

Botcho can’t hold on any longer …. What about the NOSH report GM ????
Oops!!!!

Ferret gives it 10/10 the year high score.
Mumbles says … his best meal all week (Playbunnies don’t cook), up to typical Botcho standard.

Ferret gives the note.
A great night …. WELL DONE BOTCHO!!!!!

Next week’s run ……. AGPU

TOP HATS Mandatory.
Hash formal dress.

4,30 for 5PM start at the jetty beside the boat ram beside Freshwater point Apartments.
Boat leaves at 5.45PM SHARP …. Don’t be LATE.

On On for the last time
Had a ball !!!!
KB.