Date: 5th November  2018……………………..
Location:Southport ……………………………..
Runners: 39…………………………………………..
Run Pictures……………………………………..

The runners grouped at Southport Tigers Club in well-lit shelters with tables and benches.

8.25pm. Our GM Weekly in the image of Winton Churchill called all to order.
The first down down was taken by Arse Nik. He was proud to show off his newly required hash shirt.
Returning runners.  There were quite a few on this night. That’s good news. Returning   runners were, Blue Card and Slug (Returning from an extended overseas holiday), Derrick, Rug, Circumference and our dearly missed Jigsaw.
The hare.

This was Swollen Colon and Larry. Down down to them.
Run report.  Brutus thought it was a good run with a few missing arrows, but all got back safe and sound.

Nosh report.  KB mentioned that last week Japanese meal was a real novelty that was enjoyed by all. All cheered and agreed on this.  Tonight’s beef burger patties were tasty, topped up with sauce, boiled potato and green peas. There was a touch and go to the BBQ function, as gas bottles were getting low. But all went well.
The POW.

Locating this was a bit confusing as no one was sure who had this phallic symbol. May be it was with Elvis. Fanny Charmer and Sweat Hog got it in the neck and had to endure a down down for the confusion of who had it.   Lucky pricks.
Next in line for a down down was for Swollen Colon and Larry.

Next weeks run. 12th November will be a combined Brisbane Hash at Norfolk Tavern.

The GM had the honour to re- name Derrick. In true tradition and on his knees, the GM with his walking stick, Derrick now became Sky Hook. He was now presented with his own hash T-Shirt.  The circle of hash men shouted choirs of, Shirley, Shirley,  Shirley over and over.
GM had his hands full and was busy.  He asked for a bleeding hand. And he got one!!
Brutus not only lost his mobile phone at the GMs Sunday’s lunch, he did not remember attending! In both hands he carried cans of beer so left little space for his phone.
It is reported that on Sunday Lunch, Swollen Colon and Now Loved decided to cross-dress by swopping their shirts and hats. Then they proceed to engage in a rather secret ritual, thought only to be known to them. They bellied engaged each other like confronting fighting frogs. Puffed out stomach to another puffed out stomach. Maybe possible that they are both thespians.

Booze Master Report.    S- Bends thanks Circumference for his assistance. All payouts from the Melbourne Cup will be paid to participants’ at next weeks run.
Blue Card was encouraged into the circle to entertain us by telling a story.
His skull-adored staff pole was presented to the GM with a packet of “FUCKING STONG COFFE” powder.
Our overseas returning runner Slug, presented a special T-Shirt to the GM.
Circumference whom returned from New Zealand presented the GM with a bottle of RIPA beer. He also mentioned, he went to the local church and was taught a new church hymn. He is keen to teach us how to say the Hymn. It goes like this.

Our Lager which art in barrels and slabs
Hallowed by thy drink
Thy will be drunk, I will be as drunk
At home and as I will be in the tavern

Give us this day your foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us

And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
Baaa Men

Sir Winston Churchill quote of the week.
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”

Christmas cheer and good will to all men is close. Phone your mates. Are you OK mate?

8:45pm.  End of circle.

On On Sec.   FA.

Swollen Colon our Cracker Man, sets off a fine display of fire works to close the evening with a bang, and a shower of sparking bursts of light into the dark sky. Sky Hook was more than pleased to see all this splendour in the sky. He was quite hooked on it.

Date: 4th November  2018……………………..
Location:Local & Co. Main Beach …………..
Attendees: 59…………………………………………..
Run Pictures……………………………………..

For years, I have bored my wife about stories and funny incidents that took place at GCH3 lunches! Today I took her to the CGH3 Luncheon to see for herself.

 

She was amazed at what she saw.

Friendship, laughter, fine food, wine and refreshing ales. “What more could a girl ask for was her response”.

On the way home my wife asked  me to pass on her thanks to the Hierarchy of the GCH3 for a fantasic day out.

The only scary bit  was when, on the way home, she asked me if she could go to the next GCH3 Lunch.

I did reply but it fell on deaf eyes as my loving partner had fallen asleep.

On On

Date: 29th October  2018……………………..
Location:Southport ……………………………..
Runners: 35…………………………………………..
Run Pictures……………………………………..
This was a warm night even after it rained. If it had not stopped, it could put a bit of a damper on tonight’s run.
Runners were arriving with their Halloween customs in hand.
After a shortened run, a quick and discrete beer, it was off to a secret destination for another drink. Then from there, to a secrete restaurant dinner in Southport.

Our GM Weekly said very few words this evening.
There was a down for Sir Botcho, our hare. The returning and visiting runners will be honored with a down down next week.

After a the quick beer at a local hotel, the ghastly and terrifying troop of hash members struck fear in the streets with their Halloween customs. The patrons in the restaurant certainly turned their heads in surprise.

The night passed quickly with lots of chatter and joviality.

That’s all folks,

Have a fruitful week and phone a fellow hasher. Are you OK mate?

ON ON. Sec.

Date: 26th October  2018……………………..
Location: Cav’s Steak House …………………

Host: Sir Rabbit………………………………………

Run Pictures………………………………………..
26 mates joined Sir Rabbit for a Gourmet Lunch, fine  wine and great friendship. As always it was another fun day out and enjoyed by all.

Date: 22nd October  2018……………………..
Location:Chevron Island ……………………….
Runners: 40…………………………………………..
Run Pictures……………………………………..

Chevron Island. Shat Residence.

This was a perfect evening for a run. Shat’s residence or double garage was well lit and had plenty of room to accommodate all hash runners.

The GM Weekly called together the runners, and tonight’s run explained to them. S-Bends, the booze master advised that the beers would be one Dollar. Wine and other drinks remained the usual price. This brought cheer to all the runners.

Miss Carriage arrives late with his newly acquired stainless steel wire brace, as he broke one of his fingers. That cow that cow kicked him a few months ago, has not forgiven him. It is no good pointing fingers at any one. He later explained that he accidently fell for her. (He has to be more cow full in the future.) But in good sprit as always, he sprinted away to catch up to the other runners.

The nosh was excellent and was prepared by Botcho, Black Stump and S-Bends. The grilled salmon was to die for. Plenty of fresh salads complemented the fish dish. The dessert was vanilla ice cream with a generous helping of sticky date pudding. If you were not at this hash run, you missed a great nosh.

8:45pm.  Our GM Weekly disguised as Winton Churchill opened the circle. He had a whinge about his cigar that went missing again. He turned to Ball Point to enquire if he helped himself to it once again!     Ball Point always gets it in the neck. Wonder why?

Returning runners.    Kwakka, Slab, Miss Carriage, Shat, Poxy, Hot Dick, Prince Valliant.  Keith and Arthur.   A cheerful down down was ordered for them all.

Hare.  This was Shat and a jolly down down was awarded to him for his good efforts.

Some how on the run Sir Prince and Shat could not solve how to prise open a pole fence. Aussie came along and saved the night for all to get through.

Run report.   This was delivered, short and sweet, by Foxtrot Oscar.   “It was a good run”.

Miss Carriage was called into the circle and he explained what misadventure took place to break his finger.

We were informed that Rock Hard was out of hospital after his treatment and was recovering well. He liked to thank all his hash mates for all their communications with him.  Phone a friend and ask. Are you OK mate?

Ice Man joked about one of the hash fellows whom had the same name, that of a well-known criminal.

Brewtus gave the down down to Peter.

The RA told a joke of a person that he had so much sex that he died from over indulgence.

Shat calls on Hard On to tell a story about a bottle of wine that a lady from Costa Dora Restaurant gave him. This half finished bottle of red wine was placed into his backpack when he was offered a lift home. The cork came out and the red wine leaked out all over the seats and floor carpets. A big clean up had to be done. Not only the wine was red that day.

Bruce was called to entre the circle and a down down was awarded to him for past mishaps.

The GM was showered with gifts. A Swiss Army Knife was presented by Shat. Kawaka followed up by presenting a cap that had built- in sunglasses. Magician presented a black skullcap; it doubled up to be used as a scarf and a bandanna.  The GM will look good as a hit man.

POW.  Fanny Charmer wanted to present this to Bren Gun. A few weeks back while Shat was away, he did not allow the hash runners to raid Shat’s wine cellar.

After some debate, the POW was presented to Sweat Hog, as he will be away in a few weeks time.

Sweat Hog told a joke about why Hungry Jacks is loosing customers.

Booze Master report.    Reminder about Friday’s luncheon.

Jig Saw is progressing well and now is out of hospital. All hash mates wish him and his family well. Give him a ring.    Are you OK mate?

Next weeks run. Botcho reminds runners that it is Halloween night and to be dressed for it.

There was abuse and nuisance toward the GM. Missing Link was pulled into the circle for his bad behavior and took a down down.

Quote of the Week.  Winston Churchill.   “However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results”.

9:25pm. Circle closed by Foxtrot Oscar.

On On

Fuck All

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