June Splinter Lunch
Date:27/6/2014
Location: Surfers Paradise
Host:Ferrett
Runners: About 25

Another great day was had by all. Great food, fantastic company and tooooooo much red wine.

Is this Show Pony relaxing after the June Splinter Lunch?

Run 1912
Date:23/6/2014
Location: Robina
Hare: Miscarriage
Runners: 30

 

EX GM Now Loved with Ex Hash Flash Kwakka and discuss important hash issues over a Vintage French Red in the South of France with their warrior mates Phantom and Van Diemen

• Shat maybe the next Hash Sir after his meeting this week with Liz at Buckingham Palace

• Ballpoint is presently dining the high life in Tasmania on Fresh Lobsters

• Sir Slab as usual is working for our Hash in NZ laying another trail

• Sir Prince Valiant busy packing his hash shirts to go and meet his mates on Croatia bike ride

Note: Please read words and view carefully as again next week a question will be asked by the GM in the circle about these words and clue to see who is the most observant GCGHHH. At this stage the track record for comprehension of our hashers is abysmal.

 Run 1912 with Miscarriage

Promoted by Miscarriage as the First Real Cow Paddock Bush Run of the Year.

….“with the lights of Q1 in the distance”…he must think we are wet behind the ears!!

A large group of 30 athletes circled under the stars with the lights of Q1 in the distance as GM called the usual rabble to order.

It did initially appear that Miscarriage had now lifted the bar on the run standard as the pre run briefing was called under the fairy lights of the nearby Hash trailer in a location surrounded in wild bush.

The pre-run briefing from Miscarriage was as always lots of waffle and there were as usual those few mumbled words …“walk down there and find some toilet paper and keep going into the dark abyss ” . The only relevant clue was the final information that where he was standing was a “check” so good luck to all!!!

Our GM sent the group on their way at 6.18 pm again with his signature words “ good luck finding the trail’ as he too movedslowlyforward with the walkers and actually passed Show Pony as he struggled across the first cow paddock.

As usual the GM made some excuse that there was no one at the trailer and he needed to get back quickly to get the Brassiere going with some old white surveyor pegs he found sticking out of the ground all over the area. He was desperate so there would be glowing hot coals when the runners and walkers returned.

What a thoughtful person is our GM.He just loves the Hash and the great exercise he gets each week . Yes our GM is a real athelete!!

After last few weeks of the so called Best Run of the Year ( every one debatable!!!) followed by the heavily promoted Best Nosh of the Year ( food so far so good) this was looking another hard act to follow by Miscarriage.

 The Run Warm Up

Yes… Some hashers actually do stretching before they run with an IPod in their ear. To avoid embarrassment no names are mentioned!!

 

The Run

Hash House Harrier roots extend back to the old English schoolboy game of “Hares and Hounds,” in which some players, called “hounds,” chase others, called “hares,” who have left a trail of paper scraps along their route across fields, hedges, streams, bogs, and hills. One of the earliest Hares and Hounds events on record was the “Crick Run” at Rugby School in Warwickshire, England, first held in 1837.

Miscarriagespent most of the day setting what was supposed to be the trail of the year based on this old story.

Leading the runners down the pathway across the wide expanses of the cow paddock ,across the creek ,through the bush.. Miscarriage’s run was all looking so good on a paper trail until the runners hit the bitumen road…nothing ever changes!!!

Word was out of potential International investors on the run so for some reason obvious to all the Miscarriage run seemed to take in most of the new robina subdivision that was just released for sale.

Bent Banana was in full flight on this run and went along the main road to Colonial road..lucky he knew where he was going as he was last seen on Robina Parkway a long way from any trail.

The first runners back were Botcho with Two Dogs in 57 minutes..Run distance 8.5 km. Well done hashers. On On was then called several times on the run as the group all moved up the first of several roads to find most of the trail but as all arrived back well over time. It is again suspected (in fact certain) that although they did do the full run it was far too short for this standard of Hash athletes. These runners are never happy!!

Fanny Charmer and Missing Link came innext in 59 min followed by Lifeline Lurch and Truck Tyres. Josephine would have arrived earlier but he not found some porno book lying near a parked car and was seen reading this under a street light.

Rockhard ,Iceman, Ferrett and Co ran in sweating profusely to give the pretence of a hard run. Pile Driver was seen running in as was Circumference ..did they run or walk all the way ?

Rectum as always has a story of a uphill run with arrow then back down..”best run of the year so far “…and with time of 68 minutes.

The Hare put in a lot of effort and experience for this run but failed to provide a drink stop.Yes..These words say it all …direct from Run Critic Ferrett a very experienced hasher!!………….. “An excellent run but very dissapointed as there were square miles of virgin territiry but he took us out direct to a bitumen road”.The run was well laid out by a true professional Miscarriage Hare,lots of markings and those that got lost obviously made no effort to find the trail..BUT too bloody short”

 The Walk

Although the walking group is getting slower as most of these geriatics in the past weeks have made little effort to move away from the Nosh and Booze area, a large group did move slowly off across the cow paddock.

Again we see those ex runners,Caustic, Sir Rabbit ,Jigsaw, join the ranks of the dedicated professional walkers as now permanent walkers?

The dedicated professional walkers, Sir AH ,Caygee, Glen M, Slug ,Blue Card, Crocodile, CareFree ,Weekly, Cumspoke ,Show Pony, Father Miscarriage & Swindler all moved out a brisk pace which they kept up the pace for what was undoubtly one of the longest walks do far this year.

Most walkers quickly faultered at the second bushland as they crossed the cow paadock and then slowly tried to limp back home in the hope of finding a warm fire and the smell of burning meat. Little did they know that a long road was still ahead of them with the last walkers Blue Card and CareFree arriving back in 1hour 42 minutes..great effort.

What a brave bunch of Walkers these Hashers are now becoming!!

 The Nosh

“Is this now Voted the Best Trailer Bush Nosh of the Year so Far?”

As promised by the GM Kitchen Bitch the gourmet in now back into hash.

Q: What is the fruit inside this delicious homemade desert by Miscarriage?

Well done Miscarriage for doing all the work with no outsourcing. ..a very professional effort that helped to make this a real hash night of high quality and true HASH nosh.

Menu:

• Prime Angus Rump Beef Minute Steaks slowly cooked on the Hash BBQ and served with baked potatoes ,fresh salad and sour dough breads
• Homemade Hot Apple Pie served with fresh cream

Resident food CriTic Lurch Who had 7 helpings of steaks obviously appreciated the food: “all food cooked to perfection- Steak was perfect – a nice handmade touch with mint and Corriender in the salad- great food after a long run’

Pile driver commented he missed the Tomato sauce!!. hard to please everyone

 The CIRCLE

As always the GM appeared resplendent in full GM attire with Hash Chains, Katmandu Hat and the Moses Staff.

DD to:

• Returning Runners Missing Link and Pile Driver
• Warriors Bikie Cycle Group for again wearing those magic blue vest complete with club badges Jigsaw , Fanny Charmer, Carefree and Blue Card
• Crocodile for false change on fellow hasher adjudicated by Sir Rabbit. In fact as he purposely dropped the prize possession of TT antique plate which shattered into 1000 pieces he deserved another DD.
• Iceman, Crocodile and Ferrett for failed jokes..(must we continue to bear these)

 Prick of the Week

 

Given by Fanny Charmer to Josephine for his pathetic attempt to stop running and read the pornographic book he found on the roadway. Luckily Josephine can now spend the next week reading the porno book in the privacy of his room as well as viewing all the new porno videos added last week by Jigsaw.

 Report by GM

Our GM gave a special welcome to our repeat visitors Caygee and GM Glen.

As we all know he promises to be kind, attentive and all inclusive. His mission will be “to offer support for all Hares to create great runs and great walks followed by Gourmet food that he will personally supervise”…so far so good!!

GM advised next week run will be by Sir Black Stump and will be totally predictable with the menu and run identical to last 20 years

End of CIRCLE …….by Josephine @ 9.20 pm

On On

Swindler

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Run 1911
Date:16/6/2014
Location: Highland park
Hare:Blue Card & Carefree
Runners: 33

• VD reported safe in the Tower of London
• Shat’s upgrade to first class on recent flight to Europe fails
• Flasher finds his passport to get away on another mercy mission to Thailand
• Kwakka and Now Loved relax in the South of France

Note: Please read words and view carefully as again next week a question will be asked by the GM in the circle about these words and clue to see who is the most observant GCGHHH.

 Run 1911 with Blue Card

Promoted by Blue Card as the First and Best Bush Run of the Year.

A large group of 32 athletes circled under the gum trees as GM called the rabble to order. All could see that Blue Card had now lifted the bar on the Gourmet Hash as we watched this huge piece of prime meat slowly rotated over glowing coals lit by the lights of the nearby Hash trailer.

The pre-run briefing from Blue Card was non existant except for the few mumbled words …“walk down there and find some toilet paper and keep going”

The GM had failed to ask for a run briefing from the real Hare Carefree who as a very experienced hasher had spent many hours teaching Blue Card on the real techiques of laying the trail with interesting signs.

Our GM sent the group on their way at 6.16 again with his signature words “ good luck finding the trail’ as hemoved back to the keep warm near the glowing coals with a nice red.

He then was overheard saying “I just love the Hash and the great exercise we get”. Yes our GM is a real athelete!!

After last weeks Best Run of the Year ( debatable!!!) followed by the heavily promoted Best Nosh of the Year this was looking a hard act to follow by Hare Blue Card.

The Run Warm Up

Yes… Some hashers actually do stretching before they run

 

Guess who this resembles?

The Run

Are these some new hash markings?

Hare Blue Card and Co-Hare Carefree spent most of the day laying what was supposed to be the trail of the year.

 

Leading the runners down the timber pathway though the bush as always was Botcho followed closely by Fanny Charmer, Aussie , Rectum ,Full of Shit , Rockhard ,Two Dogs ,Iceman ,Lifeline Lurch ,Jospehine ,Truck Tyres and Co. They suddenly seemed to find themselves at the bottom of the driveway to where they had just arrived for the run. Was the run over so quickly ?? or was this another debacle !! not a good start.

 

On On was then called and the group all moved up the first of several hills to find most of the trail but as all arrived back well under time it is suspected (in fact certain) that although they did do the full run it was far too short for this standard of Hash athletes.

The effort was put in by the Hare for this run ..a special Free Birthday drink stop for Blue Card. Poor No Friends Carefree who manned this easy to find drink stop was left standing like a stale bottle of the proverbial piss as he waited for those few runners and walkers to arrive at the location ..well done Hare Blue Card for organising this drink stop with free crownies!!

Yes..These words say it all …direct from Run Critic Rectum and well said by a very experienced hasher!!………….. “An excellent run that was well laid out by a true professional Hare,lots of markings and those that got lost obviously made no effort to find the trail..BUT too bloody short”

Rectum reported the run as far too short and very easy so we are not sure why he didn’t do it twice as he usually does? Was he scared on missing the food?? Yes..33 minutes is too short for this little champion!!

Two Dogs reported no regoups as a big run failure !! .. Future Hares please note as it is important to learn from these comments by from these experts hashmen.

 The Walk

Q: Why is this walking hasher be able to climb to the top of the stairs?

Although the walking group is getting slower as most of these geriatics have made little effort to move away from the Nosh and Booze area in the past weeks,we were surprised to see such a large group this week leave the comfortable surrounding and warm fire. What a brave but patethic bunch of Hashers.!!

 Again we see the those ex runners Bent Banana ,Caustic, Sir Rabbit ,Prince Valiant, Jigsaw, Miscarriage join the ranks of the dedicated professional walkers. Are they now permanent walkers??

The dedicated professional walkers Hard On, Seedy , Caygee, Glen M, Slug , Weekly, , Cumspoke ,Show Pony, Ferrett & Swindler all moved out a brisk pace. Most quickly faultered at the second hill and slowly limped back to the warm fire and smell of burning meat.    

The Nosh

“Voted the Best Bush Spit Roast Nosh of the Year so Far”

As promised by the GM Kitchen Bitch the gourmet in now back into hash.

What another great feast by the last years ex-Hierarchy Hash On Sec – Blue Card after some of the recent Nosh debacles during his year of power.

THE Best Bush Spit Roast Nosh so far this year.

Well done BLUE CARD for doing all the work with no outsourcing. ..a very professioanl effort that helped to make this a memorable night of high quality HASH nosh.

Menu:

• Homemade French Pumpkin Soup with a dollop of Cream and fresh parsley
• Prime Angus Rump Beef slowly cooked for 4 hours over glowing coals served with baked vegetables, mushroom gravy and sour dough breads
• Hot Apple Crumble Pie served with hot custard

Resident food CriTic CUMSMOKE, Who as we all know is A very inexperienced expert on Spit Roasting:

“all food cooked to perfection.chicKen was perfect”…yes , CUMSMOKE is real authority on Spit Roasting of Prime beef.

The CIRCLE

Again the GM appeared resplendent in full GM attire with Hash Chains, Katmandu Hat and the Moses Staff.

DD to:

• Returning Runners & Visitors Miscarriage, Big Daddy Miscarriage, Caygee , GM Glen
• Warriors Bikie Cycle Group for wearing those magic blue vest complete with club badges; Seedy, Caygee, Jigsaw , Glen GM
• GM kindly took a DD for unbecoming behavior

 

Welcome Induction of a new member Dustin “Floppy Dick” Williams who is a friend of Nasty (looks like Nasty has more friends that we thought)

Thanks to our Lifeline Lurch our new HHHHaberdashery, Floppy Dick now has a full wardrobe of hash shirts, has completed 400 runs and attended Interhash in Borobudur ..well done Lifeline Lurch for your expertise in outfitting Floppy Dick so quickly.

Welcome Floppy Dick to Gold Coast Gourmet Hash and join in the fun as often as you can.

 

POW

 

Given by Jigsaw to Fanny Charmer for forgetting his Hash family and mixing with the big knobs at the recent Mudgeeraba Show. Can you believe Fanny Charmer was selected as the judge of Miss Mudgeeraba? He obviously has hidden talents and we suspect that he is aptly named!!

 

The Icing

 

          

It seems that Miscarriage deserved those words from Caustic and the icing due to his failure to attend the AGPU and disappear overseas before the Hash event of the year. As always for last year’s Hash debacle “blame stops at the top”

Yes…as the GM continues to advise Icings now only for the MOST serious of offences and what can be more serious than the failure of a Hierarchy Member not attending the AGPU.

I can say that close up this photo above is nothing like the sight that fellow hashers where subjected to when we were forced to watch this horrific rear end event after Miscarriage got off the ice.

Report by GM

Our new GM wants to be known as a “Man of the GCGHash”.

He promises to be kind, attentive and all inclusive. His mission will be “to offer support for all Hares to create great runs and great walks followed by Gourmet food that he will personally supervise”

……………………….is this man a realist or is he just trying to get out of exercise on the pretense of helping others!!!

GM advised next week run will by Miscarriage ..Luckily Miscarriage was present tonight to find out this news!!

End oF CIRCLE …….by Show Pony @ 9.02 pm

 

 

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Run 1910
Date:9/6/2014
Location: Benowa
Hare:Jig Saw
Runners: 33

Gold Coast Gourmet Hash

Or is this now the “Cape Canaveral Hash”

[Run 1910 with Jigsaw]

• Miscarriage now safe at last in Phnom Phen with surplus funds.
• Head Job looking to purchase another wedding cake
• Rug arrives safely into arms of MI5

Note: Please read and view carefully as next week a question will be asked in the circle about these words and clue to see who is the most observant GCGHHH.

Heavily promoted by Jigsaw as the Queens Birthday Weekend Run with promise of Honours,Titles and Recognition for those who may have missed their AO earlier in the day saw a large group of 32 athletes circle up around the poolside at 4.45pm desperate to claim a possible lost hertitage. As we know Jigsaw operates a web site that finds your true hertitage and word was out that there may be several unfound Sirs ,a couple of Knights and even a few Dickheads in the GCGHHH.

Then can you believe Jigsaw asked if we all had Iphones to help us on this run /walk. Does Jigsaw not realise that this group of aging pensioners are flat out opening their front door or lifting a toilet seat let alone operate modern technology.

The word “co-ordinates” came out with the much unintelligible waffle and then he produced long bits of toilet paper with some letters and numbers in a martian scrip. Botcho was heared to echo the sentiments of most present …“is a running club or an orientering club”.

The pre-run briefing continued to develop into a strange dialogue of promised icings, passionfruits,hidden bags,hidden treasure all given in the most indeciferable instructions from this computer nurd. It was heard that all must stay out for 40 mintues plus or icing was promised especially to walkers as recent dispatches noted that many walkers have been staying behind to get stuck into the booze and the entre food. This certainly put the fear of Allah up them all as the only person who stayed behind was our GM-KB knowing he was safe from any planned icing attack.

Our GM sent the group on their way at 5.05pm with those immortal words “ good luck finding the cherry ..or was it find the passion point fruit??”..no one knew and as usual no one really cared.

After last weeks Best Run of the Year followed by the Best Nosh of the Year this was looking a hard act to follow by Hare Jigsaw.

The Run

“Voted the Most Innovative Run of the Year so Far”  Doesn’t Jigsaw realize GCGHHH do not embrace change!!!

What a debacle again!!! Walkers Jogging , Runners Walking, no one with any idea where to go ..yes..he had suceeded in a creating a total fuKKK-up

Two Dogs reported the run as quite easy as he was able to log the coordinates into his Micky Mouse Wrist watch that he recenly purchased on his Hong Kong shopping extravanaganza..pays to go shopping internationally!!

NOTE: this photo bears no resemblance to the equipment we were supposed to use

Rectum it seems found the bag of goodies and shared them with his fellow runners. But once again he reported that the run was not far enought for him so he decided to run for an extra hour ..is there something wrong with this hasher ..? or maybe in future we will let him go round twice.

As always Botcho, Two Dogs ,Flasher ,Fanny Charmer ,Blackie, Truck Tyres and Ballpoint seemed to be able to keep themselves occupied for the mandatory 60 min and as they all arrived back after the time allocated by Jigsaw. ( safe from Icing!!!).It is suspected (in fact certain) that they did not do the full run. Ferrett arrived with a bag of something while Flasher ran in sweating profusely alleging he was just beaten to the passionfruit by Rectum. Caustic maintained his usual position as sweep with the collection of the remainingpassionfruit ably assisted by Iceman and Circumference.

We were once again for the second time in 12 months honoured as by the presence of Cumsmoke (mainly we guessed for the food as he obviously knew of Jigsaw reputation as chef extrodinarie!!.)

When ashed to comment on the run Cumsmoke told all and sundry that it was “a Bum of a House Run”

Yes…change does not come easy for GCGH and this photo says it all.

The Walk

Well Well !!!.. the fear of Icing certainly got them moving. Even Sir AH who last week only wandered the 20 metres over to the Anzac statute moved away from the safety of the Hash House with his usual gang of happy athletic walkers.

Hard On , Blue Card , Slug ,Weekly ,Crocodile all huddled together to save walking while looking at the Iphone that Shat ownslike it was some amazing new appartus. It really was a waste of time as none of them had their glasses so not one of them would have been able to read it in any event…But saved them walking as well!!!!

Suprisingly Bent Banana ,Sir Rabbit, Rockhard and Sir Slab decided to go with the walkers all alleging some injury of sorts..not that anyone really cared!!

This photo has no relevance to the walk but look at it carefully

Of particualr note some of this walking group of geriatics again made little effort to move away from the outside of House Nosh and Booze area by keeping a low profile near the front gate to fill in the extra time to save that promised icing..Notable were Kwakka, Blue Card & his mate Shat .. What a patethic bunch of Hashers.!!

The Nosh

Jigsaw had a hard act to follow after last weeks “Voted the Best Nosh of the Year so Far”……….But a great roll up of 32 runners this week to try the best again.

Again under guidance of the GM Kitchen Bitch that he intends to put the “Hash Back into Gourmet” he stayed behind to help Jigsaw .What an amazing example of true hash spirit as the GM forfeited his chance of exercise for health and fitness to help Jigsaw who guaranteed NO OUTSOURCING.

A big statement after some of the recent Nosh debacles in past year and another great start by Hard on but Jigsaw was out to improve on last week.

Nasty ,Cumsmoke & Sir PrinceValient arrived in time for the food ..word was out Jigsaw was on the job!!..

Well done JIGSAW FOR your effort to make this another memorable night of high quality nosh with no outsourcing and more particularly no poRtion control.

     Disclaimer: This photo bears no resemeblence to the food served.

The Menu:

• Homemade Dip of Cucumber ,cheese and “grassy stuff” in hollowed out fresh baked whole meal cobs ( again mostly eaten by the starving walkers who seem to get an incredible appetite as they pace the bitumen)
• Delicious Meat Curry with lashings of Baked Pumpkin, Sweet Potato ,Rice and Cuscus
• Iced Cake with Ice Cream for those needing icing!!!

• Resident food CriTic WEEKLY: “all food cooked to perfection.VERY GOOD”.
• new Member Tranny “sensational”
• EX GM Now Loved “excellent food , delicious”

Well done Jigsaw …you really did not deserve what was about to happen to you!!!!

The CIRCLE

The GM again appeared resplendent in full GM attire with Hash Chains, Katmandu Hat and the Moses Staff.

DD to:

• Canberra Full Moon Hash Visitor -“Dicky Knee”. Still here on gravy train as we pay for him. Advised he is spending a month on the GC looking for MH 370 that may be somewhere up in this area!! Can you believe that is his job in Canberra…Unbelievable!!
• Returning Runners: Nasty & Cumsmoke
• Truck Tyres. Fraternizing with the opposite sex from the other HHH.
• Gold Coast HHH Warriors. .the Premier Riding Troupe

Shat, Blue Card, Jigsaw, Hard On, Kwakka, Fanny Charmer, Nasty, Truck Tyres, Swindler.

All appeared in expensive tailor made blue vests with logo .very smart dressers this group of high level cyclists!

• Jokes by Iceman and Ferrett…both unprintable!!
• Observation by BB that GM needs a razor as since he become GM he has no spare time.

…..A Major EVENT

 

Welcome Induction of a new member who is a friend of Nasty (yes he does has one!!)

Paul “Tranny’ Davies.

Thanks to our new HHHHaberdashery Tranny now has a full wardrobe of hash shirts from size extra SM to XXL.

Welcome Tanny and join in the fun as often as you can

 POW

Given by Circumference to Jigsaw for working his little ring off all night producing a banquet of a meal and creating as said so eloquently by Sir Rabbit…

“The Most Innovative Run in the History of the GCGHHH!!!

There is no justice in the GCHHH

The Icing

Yes…as the GM advised Icings are now only for the MOST serious of offences it could only happen to one person …Yes afraid so …Jigsaw again.

Jigsaw….don’t you realize thatthese guys hate change…I guess from now on innovation will cease forever in the GCGHHH!

Report by GM

Lost for wordS this week.

hopefully next week he will have something to report

 

End 0F CIRCLE …….by Sir AH @ 7.48 pm

 

“well done Jigsaw for making a great Knight for all”

SWINDLER

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Run 1909
Date:2/6/2014
Location: Southport
Hare:Hard On, Shat, Swindler, Seedy
Runners: 45

The word was out ..the Best Run of the Year followed by the Best Nosh of the Year was promised!!

The biggest number to ever attend a recent GCGH event with 45 dedicated runners and fitness fanctics hovering around as the excited crowd waited for Hare Hard On to arrive. Was he was still busy cooking the Nosh with his team of Hard On helpers or was he lost setting the trail ?

Our GM decided at 6.15 that the show must go on even with the Hare Hard On so one of the 3 Amigos was called to give the trail details. As a experienced hasher Amigo Shat described in details the set trail without giving too much away. With few words and the use of a mangled finger Amigo Shat pointed “ That way and find an arrow”…..excellent directions by Amigo Shat and a very sound briefing!!

The Run

“Voted the Best Run of the year so Far”

NOTE: this photo bears no resemblance to the location where the run took place

True to form Hard on produced the goods on the run. Several very well laid on-backs throught parks and the back streets of Southport seemed to confuse all except the most experienced of hashers. Swollen Colon back from 11 weeks swanning around in Europe and still sharp as a tack described the run as “excellent ,well marked and very challanging” .

Rectum it seems got lost at the small bridge and was unable to find the trail back….Rectum was later seem running past the assembled hashers at the Nosh location still looking for the trail. Two Dogs reported the run as “shitty” but maybe he needs some tuition on trail marks.

What the hell are these markings?? Are they from Mars??

As always Botcho,Bent Banana ,Sir Rabbit ,Prince Valient, Flasher ,Fanny Charmer , Sir Slab , Blackie ,and Co seemed to find most of the trail but arrived back under time so it is suspected (in fact certain) that they did not do the full run.

Yes..These words say it all ….direct from Swollen Colon and well said by a very experienced hasher!!………….. “An excellent run that had many challenges, lots of markings and those that got lost obviously made no effort to find the trial.The Hard-on Hare and his 3 Amigos Seedy , Shat and Swindler did not deserve the DD’s.”

The Walk

This walking group is getting worse as most of these geriatics made little effort to move away from the Nosh and Booze area. What a patethic bunch of Hasher.!!

Sir AH wandered the 20 metres over to the Anzac statute ( did he think this was an Anzac day walk ??) while Kwakka still exhaused after 2 years as Hash Flash walked “all the way” of the 100 metres to the bridge and back with VD and Co.

Only Moonbeams and Show Pony as excused walkers showed some Hash spirit as they did their stretching exercises at the table.

The Nosh

“Voted the Best Nosh of the Year so Far”

As promised by the GM Kitchen Bitch that he intends to put the “Hash Back into Gourmet or was it something else? maybe the “gourmet back into hash. ”

A big statement after some of the recent Nosh debacles but what a great start by the Hierarchy Hash Flash – Hard On

Best Nosh of the Year so far. Well done Hard-on, Mrs Hard-0n and all the little Hard-ons that helped to make this a memorable night of high quality nosh.

Menu:

• Homemade meat balls with Italian tomato gravy served on hot bread rolls
• Chicken Schnitzel with fresh beans and steamed vegetables
• Hot Apple pie slices with custard

Resident food CriTic CIRCUMFERENCE:

“all food ccooked to perfection.chichen was perfect”.

The CIRCLE

The GM appeared resplendent in full GM attire with Hash Chains, Katmandu Hat and the Moses Staff. It seems he is trying to wear several hats as only a few minutes earlier he was seen prancing around in the Chef’s hat. Guess in time he will realize he is the GM and it is impossible for him to follow in the experienced footsteps of Sir Black Stump who has the uncanny ability to be able to be Minister of Everything.

DD to:

• Melbourne Visitors – Phantom 2, Pol Pot, 635, Happy, Spudder SteveCanberra Full Moon
• Hash Visitor -“Dicky Knee”. He is staying at Surfers International and needs a left next week to Hash ..phone him on

           0412 731 110 if you can help

• Returning Runners:

Swollen Colon -“who has been “living over there” .a bit suspicious as it was noticed that he had severe carpet burns.

Carefree -looking like Moses who had to come home after 11 weeks in Europe scanning around.

Seedy – not wearing hash shirt. He is meeting next week with Lifeline Lurch to rectify this problem.

 POW

Given by Caustic on behalf of Missing Link to Circumference for no reason whatsoever other just being there!!!

The Icing

Yes…as the GM advised Icings now only for the MOST serious of offences.

It seems that Weekly deserved those Caustic words and the icing due to the unfortunate incident with Moonbeams Red Vest at the AGPU. His attempt to pass the buck to his grandchild failed and only drew the comments that “blame stops at the top”

I can say that close up this photo above is nothing like the sight that fellow hashers where subjected to when we were forced to watch this horrific rear end event as Weekly was put on ice.

 Report by GM

is This the wedding WALTZE by Our New GM???

Membership Drive – FIND a Potential New Member

Free night first time for any NEW potential member

• Birthday beers to be encouraged
• Payment of $2 into a sealed tin and held by booze master
• Opened before our club birthday where there is free beers and a T shirt
• Birthday Run is a Hierarchy Run on 4 May 2015

• HHHasherdashery
• “Hash Gear” to be collected to go into a pool

• “Lifeline Lurch” to be responsible for this gear
• When we get a new member we present him with a few hash shirts.
• Off to a flying start with T shirts from Sir Rabbit last night a
• We have left over 2014 AGPU and 2009 Oktoberfest shirts from Now Loved.
• We also have about 40 blank shirts Swollen found

• Run fee is increased to $140 minimum

• Plus an up lift of $5.00 per head over 28 runners
• Plus “trailer cooking bonus” of $1/ head

• Membership development drive incentive

• No run fee for first time invitees
• Hash Visitor $10 only for the first 3 times then reverts to $15

• Trailer Master appointed

• Appointed “Lifeline Lurch” to be overall responsible
• Trailer to stay with Missing Link
• Trailer repairs and replacements to be taken from consolidated revenue.
• Current Tables need attention & needs additional lights.

• Hashman of the Year “Green Jacket” award to be advised now and given at AGPU

• Hierarchy

• Are exempt from POW
• Are not exempt from DD’s except for GM who is exempt – adjudicated by Sir Rabbit

• Steering Committee formed for the 2000th run

• In March 2016
• All the Sirs plus Two Dogs who will be a Sir by then and Botcho.

• Booze Masters

• Cost of Ice to be reviewed by Booze masters.
• DD to be 50% Ginger beer
• Reduce the different beers , 1x Light , 1x Heavy , 1x soft drink ,1x Cider , 1x red wine
• All beers now $3 , wine $10 bottle

End OF CIRCLE …….by Moonbeams @ 9.10 pm

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