Run: 1937

Date:15/12/2014

Location: Broadbeach

Hare: Hierarchy

Runners:45

 

The Christmas 2014 Run 1937

Pre lube Location: Homeless Shelter near Kurrawa Surf Club Broadbeach

The Start of the Run

45 excited Santa’s gathered under the Kurrawa Homeless Shelter to discuss the spread of goodwill toward all .The Santa’s , all proudly wearing their Christmas T -Shirts decorated with photos of their revered Hierarchy, quickly began to embrace the Christmas cheer.

        

Thanks to Booze Masters Slug and Rockhard for providing Ice cold Crownies and the pre lube snacks lovingly prepared by Hierarchy Hare Master VD.  

With the sounds of ringing bells from the leading Hash Santa’s Sir Rabbit and Sir AH the large group of excited Santa’s were let loose on Broadbeach. They were led out by the Grand Master KB who directed them towards the Oasis to bring Christmas cheer to all

From here on this meticulously planned and choreographed event could only go one way!!!

Yes…you guessed. A total debacle with a series of unplanned events guaranteed to create havoc amongst this fine group of revelers

 

The Goodwill Stops

The very noisy group we led by the very excited hare Sir Slab. This happy group of Santa’s Helpers dispensed Christmas gifts to all and sundry along the way through the Oasis Mall, a couple of refreshment stops, a slice of Pizza bread and onto the G Link train towards that mystery destination. Just follow the trail to the destination were the instructions.

 

The Venue – the Lull before the Storm

   

The last few months of preplanning by Hierarchy was coming to the proverbial head to make this another memorable Hierarchy event. Excellent effort by RA Caustic in setting up his office as the venue. The Hierarchy enjoyed a quite relaxing beer in RA Caustic’s offices as they discuss the venue preparation and fine tune the evening format.

More excitement as on arrival each GCHHH was given an expensive Christmas gift of a Beer Holder complete with Hierarchy Photos ..a real treasured memorial hash gift that no doubt will become a collectors item.

And then the party got going – FOS says it all with Hard On, Now Loved & Seedy

 

The Music Man Sir Rabbit

If only they would let me turn up the music!!

Entertainment

Dream On on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Early in the Night

Once at the dinner venue, the beer and red wine flowed without restraint. All present were soon well oiled and eager for the party games planned by the GM.

As the night progressed so did the average alcohol level intake and the need to just wander around having a great time, becoming more and more under the weather and, well, obnoxious? There were mumbling, ‘He’s gotta go’.

For some reason Ferret was complaining about nothing happening and wanted to go home. Strange he decided to stay all night?? Show Pony & Moonbeams took up front row position so as not to miss any action while Blue Card, Rockhard and Now Loved received the Intensive care award for their ongoing thoughtful consideration all evening.
The Games

The Boat Race Team A & Team B

In all the excitement Flasher’s full beer went over the coach and judge Sir Slab.

Pin the Christmas Bauble on the Nipple

It was finally decided as an equal tie with all winners receiving a fine bottle of red wine.

As the Evening Progressed

 

Report from Capri on Via Roma:

It appears that last night just before 10pm the Centre Manager went out to lock-up the centre and he saw 3 men having a chat next to the bench seat near the main entrance. They continued to talk all the way along to the Post Office. One man was seen rapidly moving his arms trying to scratch his very sore and itchy back after recent major back surgery. Two others were trying to assist him but he wanted to scratch his own back as it was very sore so he asked them to leave him alone so he could personally scratch his own back.

The Centre Manager mistakenly for some reason interpreted the man’s behaviour towards those who were assisting him as aggressive and obnoxious behaviour. The Centre Manager then phoned the police and he gave them his interpretation of the situation. The Centre Manager then phoned security to let them know that police had been notified and were on their way.

There apparently was a staff and client Christmas party up on level 2 building 1. It appears that a couple of men may have possibly come downstairs as one of them was not feeling well during the party because of pain from recent major surgery on his back. The large elastoplast dressings on his back were becoming very sore and itchy on the wounds giving the impression that he was exhibiting aggressive behaviour.

The other 2 men then left the injured man in the car park and he was noticed staggering around possibly from the combined effects of drug medication and possibly alcohol. He apparently was walking in front of cars that were leaving the centre and was seen talking loudly to other people leaving through the car park. The police arrived and they approached him and asked him for identification and he spoke loudly to the female and male officers who then handcuffed him and arrested him. We suspect he has a hearing problem that causes him to speak loudly.

The police did call up to the Staff and Client Christmas party asking:
“Did anyone here witness a person being ejected and roughed up?’  “all present answered Nooooo.”  

‘Was anyone here involved?’  “again all present answered Nooooo.” …  

Shat very concerned asked one of the police, a policewoman, where is the guy now.  ‘In custody’, she replied.  Hhhmmmnnn

Report from inside the Staff party by an Unbiased GCHHH Observer:

At around 10pm a trigger finger point was moving towards an inevitable conclusion. Four of the GCHHH including Head Job & Missing Link assisted Big O down the stairway as he wanted to get out into the fresh air.  BIG O was in severe back pain as he was lashing out trying to scratch his back, struggling, kicking as they tried to help through the door and guide him downstairs.

One report was heard “I didn’t see what happened downstairs, though I’m told one of our blokes, Lurch, a giant of a man, slipped on the steps and fell on top of him and this temporarily pinned him down.

Anyway, the helpers all returned to the party and all returned to normal … until the police arrived.  Someone in the restaurant below had called the police about a man being in severe pain. We gather that when the police arrived at the party scene they found BIG O was in an unintelligible state and in agony. The police misinterpreted that he had assaulted some of those that assisted him.  The police then came upstairs and confronted the group.
Report Direct from Big O on events at Capri on Via Roma:

Yeah!!   Yeah!!   Yeah!! As he burst into happy song at the first drink stop: ‘My boomerang won’t come back, my boomerang won’t come back …’

Little did we know the pain he was in? To cheer him up Shat had invited Big O to the annual Gold Coast HHH Christmas Run, with everyone wearing Santa t-shirts & Santa caps.

What a brave soul is BIG O as the pathological check of the huge lumps surgically cut from near his spine showed it is very aggressive growth and they didn’t get it all. He was temporarily stitched up and has been called back for further intensive surgical procedures next year as they can’t fit him in this side of Christmas so just filled him up on strong medication.

To correct the course of events as above when the police came they were seeking the person(s) who BIG O had allegedly assaulted (not the other way round as was initially thought). It appeared BIG O may have mistakenly been seen as taking a swing at the police while trying to scratch his itchy painful back as he was heard howling in pain.

Big O advises that the police handcuffed him and he spent the night in the Southport lockup. He said they hurt the stitches in his back where he had the surgery, which caused him to resist arrest as he was in agony with the pain so on.  He is now obtaining a doctor’s report, including the effect alcohol has on the medication he was taking when this incident occurred.

He is charged with causing a public nuisance and is to appear in court on 13 January. It does appear from all reports he was in severe pain and heavily medicated so no doubt he will plead temporary insanity and hopefully get the charge against him dismissed.

The Aftermath Report by Caustic

The Centre Manager has kindly forwarded to RA Caustic the enclosed photos showing unauthorised setting up of a BBQ and the damaging of private property.

The Centre Manager also alleges he was personally pushed and assaulted by attendees at the Staff and Client Christmas Party when he making my way downstairs to go home last night. Did anyone notice this alleged event?

The Centre Manager also alleges he was further abused when he asked the BBQ personnel what was going on. Again did anyone witness this alleged event?

The Centre Manager advised to have also received phones calls from various people complaining about actions last night and this morning at the Staff and Client Christmas party. Can anyone assist us with information about any actions last night?

The Centre Manager respectfully reminded RA Caustic that Capri on Via Roma is private property and the absolute least he should have done is to advise management of our planned activities and invited him.

The Centre Manager advised that he will be sending RA Caustic a bill for the costs incurred in cleaning up the site and for his time dealing with this matter as well as Personal Damages for Loss of Face in not receiving an invitation to the best Staff and Client Christmas Party so far this year at Capri on Via Roma.

    

Well done to the GM and the Hierarchy for another high quality Hash event planned to perfection.

 

……………………………………10.30 pm END OF Party

 

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On On   Swindler

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Run: 1936

Date:8/12/2014

Location: Broadbeach

Hare: Tranny, Bondage and Nasty

Runners:34

Hash Christmas Run on Monday 15th

 

Dress:   Hash Christmas T-shirt, Santa hat, red shorts with bells on sandshoes.

Venue & Start Time: 5pm Sharp Kurrawa Park (south of surf club) – don’t be late and miss the opening events

Book in now with Caustic $25 (Actual Value – priceless)

December Hash Formal Cocktail Party Report

Thanks to the hard working Hierarchy for creating an amazing event – another great Hash Night

A special thanks to Weekly for arranging his son Bradley Pavarotti to sing on the night.

Virgin Broadbeach Run 1936 with Tranny & Bondage

With ex virgin Nasty as the Live Hare

Promoted by the Virgins as a run in Virgin territory? Who are these virgins kidding!!.

34 excited athletes circled around the nervous hares as they issued the run instructions.

“Just follow the live hare as the run markings were washed out due to the storms”

“Sorry but the drink stop with the promised entertaiment is also cancelled”.

Yes..a great start for these virgins ..a total Fu..k Up from the start.

Would this run even rate on the scale of recent hash runs ??

In the wash-up it was noted that there were only 13 runners following the Hare with 21 walkers ffollowing the GM of which 14 walkers ended in the broadbeach bar with GM and Sir Prince.

 The Live Hare Run

Tranny & Bondage had spent considerable effort in setting this well-marked Broadbeach run. Tranny advised that he would sweep the trail to prevent any hashers losing their way (can you believe that he could even think this). But he obviously knows the age of many of the hashers and this was a very considerate plan for this virgin territory trail!

The runners quickly settled in behind the hare bike and while the walkers went in the opposite direction towards the Boardbeach hotel.

First runners out behind the hare were Bent Banana, Rug , Circumference ,Fanny Charmer and Botcho.

It was good to see that Sir Slab had fully recovered from the severe accident on the trail last week and was running well. Josephine was seen looking for the checks that did not exist .

On On was then called several times on the run as the group all moved toward Pac Fair they were saved by Sir Black Stump with his assistance to get them going the right way. Truck Tyres and 2 Dogs soon became leading runners.

Some runners this week did most of the run and it was by all accounts an excellent run for the 2 virgins.

The run time was 35.65 minutes..Run distance 5.55 km.This all the information we have as 2 Dogs advised his GPS failed in the Pac Fair car park. However elevation could not be measured but it noted that it was the height of the escalator at Pac Fair.

Flasher with Two Dogs somehow managed to get back first again ..well done. Brewtus ,Lurch and Missing Link came in next in 37.9 min followed by and Truck Tyres and Fanny Charmer in 38.69.

It was reported that Jospehine ,Sir Black Stump, Circumference and Rug took the short cut and did not do the full run.

Run Critic Sir Slab “ The Hares put in a lot of effort and with no experience this was a great effort but again failed to provide a drink stop”.

Circumference also got in on the act and commented “Amazing how the Virgins found new territory after all the runs from here”

Botcho confirmed new territory..”first time GCHHH had ever run the bitumen road in Ventura Street”.

Great effort Tanny & Bondage for an excellent run.

The Walkers

                  

One of the biggest group of Walkers ever from GCHHH went in the opposite direction to the Runners.

The dedicated professional walkers led again by Grand Master and RA Caustic with Kwakka , FOS ,VD , Shat, Seedy , Swindler, Caustic, ,Sir AH all moving in one direction towards the Broadbeach Hotel for the proposed drink stop. They were very surprised to see that Sir Rabbit and Sir Prince were already there waiting for them.

Hard On ,Slug ,Weekly, Jigsaw, Blue Card , Shat ,Now Loved and Pile Driver all completed the walk in record time to also meet at the drink stop.

Comraderie continues for these dedicated Hash Walkers.

The CIRCLE

The Grand Master made a GM decision due to lack of food and what was looking to become a complete debacle called the Circle Up Now instructions.

Immediatly Ex GM “feather duster” Now Loved was given a DD for talking over the top of the GM.

Shat was unable to control his excitement at getting his Christmas T shirt with heirachy photoes and immediately spilt red wine all over it..another DD

Then the food arrived..

CIRCLE SUSPENDED

The Nosh

 

For the Hare Tranny and Nosh Chef Bondage it was always going to be a hard act to follow after the recent excellent efforts. Would these virgins be voted “The Best Nosh of the Year?”

It was unlimited help yourself food so many had second helpings as long as you got in quick.

Resident food CriTic Shat asked what the secret ingredient in the potato bake was corRect when he said “LARGE amounts of Salt “

Jospephine did comment that it was nice to find a potato in the Potato Bake.

Well done Bondage for using this secret recipe that has been tightly held in your family for many YEARS. You provided the meal with NO outsourcing…a Great effort that helped to make this ANOTHER REAL hash night of quality and true HASH nosh in AN excellent location.

CIRCLE REOPENED

DD to:

• Flasher & Truck Tyres for sitting down in circle
• Bondage ,Tranny & Nasty as Nosh Chef ,Hare and Live Hare
• Sir Rabbit for supply of great music at the cocktail party
• Rug for tempting Miss SA with a beagle
• 2 Dogs for his skill at fixing the temprite and saved the Cocktail party.
• Rockhard for dangerous driving after the cocktail party
• FOS for call beyond duty by helping at Cocktail party set up
• Seedy, Bondage & Tranny as returning runners.
• Sir Black Stump for over achievement in the winning the over 60, 0ver 65 ,Over 70 and Over 75 Triathlon.
• Wallflower Awards to Botcho ,Iceman , Kwakka, Sir Rabbit , Sir Prince and Pile Driver

Useless Shirt

 

Last week’s awardee Truck Tyres proved a worthy recipient as he forget to bring it tonight

Prick of the Week

Cumsmoke who last week got the POW registered as the unhealthiest Hasher of the month at the Phantom blood pressure run decided to stay away this week for some reason ??.

Report of Grand Master- KB

Yes .this is our GM enjoying the beach walk as he promises that this year it will be his goal “to get fit with great walks followed by Gourmet food that he will personally supervise.”

This week our GM walked all the way to the Broadbeach pub and back. Great effort GM

The GM had personally promised to assist the Virgins to ensure that this week’s run was not as predictable as suspected. Greta work GM to get the run back on track to erect the tent and lights. Another success!!!

GM advised:

Sir AH run week 22^nd December not to be missed as Santa’s little helper will be there!!. Everyone to bring a $5 Xmas present

Next Splinter lunch at Latin Quarter hosted by Sir Slab on 19^th Dec

 

End of CIRCLE …….by Josephine @ 8.58 pm

 

 

Swindler

 

Run: 1935

Date:1/12/2014

Location: Nerang State Forest

Hare: Josephine & Sir Rabbit

Runners:34

Gold Coast Gourmet Hash

 

 

Final decision for Hash Formal Cocktail Party Venue will be made by Hierarchy over a few beers on Friday. Please check your email on Sat am so you go to the correct Venue.

Dress:   Formal – Hash Tails, White Shirt & Black Bowtie

Starts Time: 6pm Sharp – don’t be late and miss the big opening event at 6.06 pm

• Show Pony has checked himself back onto Hospital. Reported to be missing the nurses and the hospital food!! Last report was all is going well & he will be attending the Hash Cocktail party on sat night..maybe!!

• Words have been told that Head Job divorced before he got married

Friday 28^th Nov Splinter Lunch Report

These photos are self-explanatory as to another happy hasher day.

Nerang Forest Run 1935 with Josephine & Sir Rabbit

Note: Please read words and view carefully as again next week a question will be asked by the GM in the circle about these words. At this stage the track record for comprehension of our hashers is abysmal but this week the clue is very easy to determine. Check out the clue to see who is the most observant GCGHHH.

Promoted by Josephine as how a Mumbles Run should be done.

Will Josephine be able to restore this run as a real bush hash run with no lost hashers?

Will the run compete with Miscarriage as the best Bush Run of the Year?

34 dedicated athletes circled around Josephine as he issued the run instructions.The pre-run briefing from Josephine was lots of waffle and there were those mumbled words …

“go that way and find the trail marked with paper” .and then adding those words of the Phantom..Only a Bloody Moron can get lost ”

After last few weeks of the so called Best Bush Run of the Year followed by the so called Best Nosh of the Year this was looking a hard act to follow by Josephine assisted by his very experienced Nosh chef Sir Rabbit.

The Run

Josephine had spent considerable effort in setting this well-marked Nerang Forest run. As he had past experience and expected it to be a great run, Josephine decided to sweep the trail to prevent any hashers losing their way…very considerate considering the debacle last time we ran this trail!!!

The runners and walkers moved into the dark abyss of the Nerang State forest to find the trail. The only relevant clue was the final information that there where no on-backs and Josephine would be standing at each “check” to make sure no one got lost and all did the full run. Good work Josephine to keep the bastards honest!!

Bent Banana, Rug , Circumference ,Fanny Charmer and Botcho were leading the runners up the jungle trail. Miscarriage’s Bush Run was all looking in trouble as this was a real jungle run.

Very quickly the runners moved forward passing walkers who all hit the wall at the first slippery hill. Josephine was waiting at the checks to make sure each person went the right way ..well done Josephine for your assistance.

On On was then called several times on the run as the group all moved and cris-crossed each other in the bush and were only saved by Josephine with his assistance to get them going the right way. Truck Tyres and 2 Dogs soon became leading runners and were reported as putting out their lights so fellow hashers would get lost .. very unhashy!!

Sir AH as one of the walkers said it all on his T-Shirt from the Mumbles run of Nerang Forest Jan 24^th 2005!!

All runners this week did do the full bush run and it was by all accounts an excellent run and unlike the previous debacles.

The run time was 45.255 minutes..Run distance 5.51 km.and covering an area of .425 sq Km.( no wonder no one got lost). The run was 145M uphill with 195 Metres downhill..In other words SFA distance.

Flasher somehow managed to get back first again ..well done Flasher. Two Dogs, Caustic, Brewtus and Missing Link came in next in 46.9 min followed by Lurch and Truck Tyres ,Rug and Fanny Charmer in 48.69.

Run Critic 2 Dogs “ Best Bush Run of the year so far with more Zigging than Zaggin. Hare Josephine put in a lot of effort and experience for this great bush run but again failed to provide a drink stop”.

Circumference also got in on the act and commented “Amazing how Josephine found new territory after all the runs from here” ..

Great effort Josephine for an excellent run.

The Run Damage

Sir Slab limped in near the end of the pack and immediately received first aid from his fellow hashers. All decided it was just a bit of bark missing and easily fixed with a plastic bag filled with ice.

The Walkers

1. Can you identify the position that this athlete has in Hash?

As always a big group of Walkers raced out with the Runners.

The dedicated professional walkers led by GM with Moonbeams , Kwakka , FOS ,VD , Swindler, Sir AH all quickly collapsed at the first jungle hill and were forced to return to the safety of the Pony Club and assist Sir Rabbit prepare the Nosh.

Hard On ,Slug ,Weekly, Jigsaw, Blue Card , Shat & Phantom all completed the walk in record time while Now Loved and Pile Driver returned late in a lather of sweat.( not sure where they walked??)

What great comraderie these brave bunch of Hash Walkers continue to experience.

The CIRCLE

The Nosh

Report from Sir Rabbit:

For the record: Minute Steaks were “Black Angus Grass Fed Porterhouse” from Super Butcher Ashmore,

Mangoes, Watermelon ,Bananas and Pinapples were purchased from a Fruit farm outlet stall in Maryborough.

Many thanks to the returning walkers for their expert chopping and presentation of the fruit & Veg.

Also a big thank you for KB, Botcho and others that lent a hand in the preparation of the nights nosh and of course Josephine who set the run.

For the Hare Josephine and Nosh Chef Sir Rabbit it was always going to be a hard act to follow after the last effort by Miscarriage’s that at this stage may be voted “The Best Trailer Bush Nosh of the Year?”

As promised by the GM Kitchen Bitch the hash in now truly back into gourmet. It was unlimited help yourself food so many had second helpings a long as you got in quick.

Resident food CriTic Lurch Who Somehow had 3 helpings of Steak OBVIOUSLY appreciated the food: “Great Steaks and food .at last back to Hash basics but where was the LETTUCE?”

Well done Sir Rabbit for providing the meal with NO outsourcing from Mrs Rabbit…a Great effort that helped to make this ANOTHER REAL hash night of quality and true HASH nosh in a great Bush location.

DD to:

• Josephine as Hare
• Sir Rabbit as Nosh Chef
• Slug for the Thai coin in the booze money tin.
• GM as centerfold in local magazine
• Cumsmoke for wearing his thongs
• Pile Driver as returning runner from Philippines and losing gift for the GM
• Missing Link as returning runner from Tasmania where he was checking that VD’s property was ok.

Useless Shirt

Awarded by 2 Dogs to Truck Tyres for turning off his lights on the run.

 

Prick of the Week

 

Given by Phantom to Cumsmoke who registered as the unhealthiest POW at last week’s blood pressure run.

 

Report by GM

Yes .this is our GM enjoying the bush walk as he now promise that this year it will be his goal “to get fit with great walks followed by Gourmet food that he will personally supervise.”

GM advised that that next week run will be by Tranny & Bondage at Kurrawa somewhere??

The GM has personally promised to assist to ensure that this run is not as predictable as suspected. Good Luck GM if you can pull this off!!

 

End of CIRCLE …….by Moonbeans @ 9.12 pm

 

 

Swindler

 

Run: 1934

Date:24/11/2014

Location: Bundall

Hare: Phantom

Runners:34

The Phantom Blood Pressure Run 1934

 

Don’t be scared !!Come and see the doctor and get tested

 

Promoted widely by none other than the Phantom as the first ever Hash Run with a blood pressure and prostate check-up before first class gourmet Nosh .. Would this evening live up to the hype of the self promotion?

• Would Phantom even appear?
• Will Devil be with the Phantom?
• Who will be the Phantom’s doctor?

Will Phantom be able to prove that his generation of GCHHH are true atheletes who achieve the impossible?

The Pre Run warm up

A group of 34 dedicated runners crowded into the new carport recently completed by Phantom.

The group was very restless but one Hasher was seen testing the stength of the new carport structure that Phantom had just completed ..or was he warming us with stretching exercises??

The PRE Run INSTRUCTIONS

The pre-run briefing from Phantom was very detailed with specific directions for all the experienced hashman..this run was certainly having the hallmarks of a well planned and well considered run considering there was only one way in and one way back with a drink stop at the Benowa Tavern.

Phantom then sent the runners on their way those mumbled and hurtful words …“only a moron would get lost”

After last few weeks of the so called Best Inner City Run ,Best Run of the Year , Best Trailer Run , Best Location Run, Best Bush Trailer Run followed by the so called Best Nosh of the Year ,Best Trailer Nosh of the Year this was so far looking a very good for Phantom . Could he pull of the magic double of best quality no outsoucing Nosh and the best City Run with the first Medical Hash run !!

GM called the rabble to order and sent the group on their way at 6.20 pm with the GM’s signature words “ good luck finding the trail’ .

Phantom was heard telling anyone who would listen that he had spent considerable effort in setting this well-marked City Trail….is this possible in Campbell Street?

The HIGH PRESSURE Run

 

This week the we saw a reduced number of experienced runners.Was it the blood pressure test at the end of the run that they were afraid of ?

However 2 Dogs, Botcho , Aussie ,Caustic ,Sir Black Stump, Rug and Miscarriage were quick to exit the group as front runners closely followed by Flasher ,Sir Rabbit ,Truck Tyres, Brewtus, Circumference and Bent Banana. Very soon in the pole position were Sir Prince, Iceman and Aussie.

Phantom’s run was looking in real trouble as the runners tried to leave the bitumen and concrete road in search of the bush & rough with 2 Dogs, Truck Tyres, and Flasher in full flight on the run. Phantom had promised well marked checks to make sure each person went the right way ..well done Phantom but bad luck as no one could find them. Again all were saved by 2 Dogs with his assistance to get them going the right way.

On On was then called several times during the run as the group all moved along the main road and into the drink stop operated by none other than Kwakka and QStick at Benowa Tavern.

Most of the runners this week did do most of full run and it was by all accounts an excellent city run. 2 Dogs and Botcho again excelled as they were back first.Flasher came in a long last as went looking for Rug who came back early and was relaxing with a cold crownie in the corner.

The Low Pressure Walk

 

As always a big group of walkers lined up at the starting gate as Phantom advised to keep a close look out for one of his close neighbours who walks home from work( see above )

This certainly activated the walking group that is getting bigger and slower each week as normally most make little effort to move to far away from the Nosh and Booze area.

Again we see those ex runners, Sir Slab ,Miscarriage Hard On ,VD, Now Loved , ,Shat this week joined by Blue Card ,Weekly and Remy (renamed Dishlika) to the ranks of the dedicated professional permanent walkers.

The dedicated professional walker Skinny Slug (still on his new diet) moved out a brisk pace and kept up a good pace for the long walk to Benowa Tavern.

What great comraderie these brave bunch of Hash Walkers continue to experience.

Meanwhile late arrival Nasty took off on his warrior bike to catch the leaders and damaged the trailer roof with his helmet. As usual Cumsmoke had just dropped in for a quick beer and to hang around the food in the hope of getting first in the food queue so he can quickly line up for thirds.

Detailed Medical Results by Phantom

Phantom was ably assisted by Dr Feelgood ( alias Sir Dr Rabbitt) who performed prostate examinations in his newly constructed operating room in Phantom’s garage.

Full results will be soon released by Phantom when collated and edited by Dr Feelgood

 

Dr Feelgood seemed unable to find the pulse of Rug and Shat.

 

Good advice to Caustic by Dr Feelgood

 

 

Sir Slab with Dr Feelgood

 

The Nosh Menu:

Phantom promised great food after Dr Feelgood has completed his PR examinations.

 

POSITION –POSITION- POSITION in a new purpose built garage is a fitting place to enjoy this fine food for the Gourmet Hash Phantom extravanganza.

Hot sausages

 

 

Burgers to die for

 

Pasta with a sauce made to a recipe not a price.

 

Finger licking good desert

 

Every successful gourmet meal needs great organisation and Phantom rose to the challenge. His planning and execution was exemplary. As promised by Phantom the gourmet in now truly back into hash as he produced the gourmet goods with no outsourcing.

 

Our new Resident food CriTic Dishlika with GREAT EXCITEMENT Was able to give a Detailed report at the ExCELLENT food. he was seen to lick 3 plates totally clean as well as eating Blue Card’s leftovers.

“Great Gourmet food and will be back next week to HASH”

 

Well done Phantom for providing the 4 course meal with minimal outsourcing. A great effort to create a genuine Hash atmosphere that helped to make this ANOTHER REAL hash night of true Gourmet HASH Nosh in a well-planned location.

The Circle

 

 

Yes…this would soon prove to be the most colourful circles so far this year!!

The GM appeared in his Katmandu Hat, Hash Chains, the Moses Staff with a new penile shaped head and long flashy pants accompanied by Dr. Feelgood.

 

DD to:

• Weekly for over talking the RA on 3 occasions. Did he promise Dry Ice next year for Caustic?
• Flasher for doing an amazing effort in returning to run site and looking for Rug.
• Sir Black Stump for wanting to get away early for his Monday night home duties.
• Hashy Birthday for Brett
• VD for losing his new Iphone6 within 1 hour of buying it
• Nasty for karma in using bike on the run and damage to the trailer.
• Miscarriage at the fish-house at Burleigh Heads.

 

Useless T-Shirt

Missing with Veteran.

 

Prick of the Week

Given by Miscarriage to Phantom for his fine effort in creating a gourmet hash meal

Report by GM

GM takes his own penile blood pressure supervised by assistant Doctor VD

 

New Member Inducted

Remy was formally inducted as Dishlika after he gave a cameo performance on how to lick 3 plates clean as a whisker.

Welcome Dishlika ….Hash needs true hashers like you.

 

Gifts for GM

Once again with tears in his eyes saying “these are best gifts so far this year” (as we know he says this every week) the GM accepted more thoughtful gifts from returning International runners Rug and from Slug of some expensive spice crap to add to his food.

 

End of CIRCLE …….by Josephine @ 9.28pm

 

 

Swindler

 

Run: 1933

Date:17/11/2014

Location: SEQ Run Ormeau

Hare: Sir Slab

Runners:37

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Run 1933 Annual GCCH & Brisbane Joint Hash Run

A high attendance of 38 GCHHH gathered at the Shearers Arms Tavern , Ormeau for a joint run with 20++ something desperate Hashers from the Brisbane Hash.

A great effort by Sir Slab and Anchovy who spent several hours setting a special trail and walk. At the pre-run briefing Sir Slab started to explain how the run and walk was planned!

These photos below show how Sir Slab’s initial composure quickly was reduced to a totally confused state of mind!!

“I forget what I actually did ???”… he was heard mumbling to himself.

Then with his arms waving in all directions it was obvious there was only one way we could run if we actually followed the arrows

The Run

With the incentive to run as fast as possible a large group of walkers and runners set off on the well-marked trail.

The run crossed the roadway, up the hill, across the bush, around the park etc etc etc. All rather predictable for the location.

The first GCHH runners back and heavily sweating were 2 Dogs ,Circumference and Botcho.

Sweep Bent Banana noted that Brewtus ,Sir Black Stump and Ballpoint tried very stay in front of the Brisbane runners and were very lucky to be be able to find their way back to the pub so quickly.

Sir Slab gave the unbiased run report.

“Trail was very well marked, lots of checks, on-backs, grassy hills and lots of bush to get around”

It was an excellent run as no runners complained about the distance of the run this week due to the Circle being cut very short. Overall a very well planned run by Sir Slab & Anchovy

 

THE Walkers

This evening the GM actually went on the walk. However this event was a very short lived walk as soon as they got to the top of the first small hill it was unaminously decided the GM , Kwakka and Swindler should return to the pub to make sure all was under control for the runners and walkers when they returned.

Good to Sir AH , Hard On , Shat ,Phantom, Weekly ,Wrongway & Jigsaw all enjoying the slow amble on the walk as they discussed world affairs.

A very well planned walk which all walkers completed for the first time. A well planned walk over the hill, around the park and up the roadway for a total time of 40 minutes over the 3km. Well done again to this group of finely tuned athletes.

The Pub Location

What can you say when its only $14 for meals,beer and gambling money !!

Great value for money and excellent location.

Cautic was the big winner of the night as with his $3 cash injection he hit the jackpot!..The jackpot money was immedaitly donated to Hash Consolidated Revenue by Caustic…thanks Caustic as this is very welcome funds to be added to the Hierachy Xmas Fund.

The CIRCLE

Sir Rabbit is obviously trying to de-clutter his house in his later years. He is well known for all the hash items he has accumulated over a lifetime. He recently found the Inaugural 1971 Brisbane Hash Cup hidden under his bed. We wonder what else is under there after 45 years.

With great pride in very formal ceremony and dressed in the appropriate Formal Hash attire Sir Rabbit returned it to the rightful owners of the Brisbane Hash.

Icings

The RA as always is desperate to use his power and on the lookout for a new candidates. It appear that as Weekly was able to keep a low profile he extracted his vengeance on a repetitious basis on Flasher and Ballpoint.

Bent Banana and Weekly were very lucky to be able stay under the radar and were saved from another icing from the deranged vengeance of Caustic.

Useless T- Shirt Award

Veteran tried to give the Useless award to BlueCard. By unanimous resolution of the Hash circle it was decided that Veteran keep it for another week.

Prick of the Week

Still missing in action somewhere?

Report by GM

GM in full Hash Formal dress and his trademark Mankini called all to order and apologized for running late as his waxing appointment had taken longer than usual.

He advised that the only announcement due to meal the waiting in the pub was that the Hash Formal Cocktail party had now closed. Makes you wonder why he got so dressed up for such an announcement.

 

End of CIRCLE ……. @ 7.15pm

 

Swindler