Splinter Hash: 27th August 2010
Host: Sir Rabbit
Location: Sayang Malaysian, Paradise Point
Great company, good food and tooooo much wine.
A great lunch was had by all. I think!!

Friday 28th may, 2010
Monthly Splinter Lunch
Location : Flames Gourmet Grill, Surfers Paradise
Host: “Birthday Boy” Nasty

Pole Dancing Returns to Surfers Paradise
Twenty two Hashers joined Birthday Boy Nasty at Flames Gourmet Grill to celebrate his 50th. Little did he know that he would be the witness to the revival of male pole dancing in Surfers Paradise. The surprise package of the day was Sir Rabbit. What a showman.
We all enjoyed prime beef, beer and far to much red wine, including a bottle of 40 year old claret straight from Sir Prince’s cellar. All seemed to enjoy this fine old bottle of plonk after the first glass. It was a great day and I must thank our host Nasty for the extra beer and wine he provided and then making us all drink it. As the sun was setting most made an exit for home except for a few went next door for a glass or two of Guinness.
Sir Rabbit was seen talking to a talent scout about future bookings for his pole dancing act. Apparently he will be taking classes in the near future. Please contact Sir Rabbit if you wish to enroll. Numbers are limited so be quick.

On On
Guest Reporter

Friday 30th April 2010
Monthly Splinter Lunch
Location : Lolas. Broadbeach
Host: Moonbeams

Because it was such a popular venue in 2009, Moonbeams booked this year for 20 – 24. Knowing that a few of our regulars were away, Moonbeams later cut back the estimate from 20 – 24 to 16 – 20.
It was pleasing on the day to see that 16 Splinter Hashers finally arrived, albeit some of them like Browns cows. Shat, Veteran and co please note.
Beer drinkers were a little perplexed to find that they had to pay around $7.50 for their beers from Lolas but wine drinkers were pleased to note that that they could BYO without corkage. The moral of the story is – forget the amber liquid and get with the red and white. Most Splinter Hashers were served their lunches and were very happy with their choices. The exception was Moonbeams who ordered grilled snapper and received absolutely nothing. The establishment were most apologetic about this but after another 40 minutes or so they then re-served a (this time) very raw snapper tartare. The mildly-cooked snapper didn’t mix too well with the vintage red that was by now being drunk, but the establishment offered to again-cook the by-now-much-maligned poor fish.
Moonbeams was at this time beyond caring so he called it quits, settling instead for a FOC doggy bag which he later lost on the way home, along with two sirloin steaks that he bought at the nearby butcher shop just before closing time.
The ON ON was at the Burleigh Bowls Club just across the road where the last thing most can remember was Nasty buying jug after jug of Black (Tooheys Old). Thanks Nasty.
Signing out now ‘cos can’t remember any more.
On on and and many thanks to perpetual GM and Splinter founder, Rabbit
On On
Moonbeams

Friday 26th March 2010
Monthly Splinter Lunch
Location : Bonus Bros Pizza, Chirn Park
Host: Sir Cumference

Fourteen arrived at Bonus Bros Pizza. Fine wine was enjoyed by all, the company was great the food Gourmet ????? you be the judge. I myself found the food very ordinary and not worth the money we paid . After being fed we moved on to Madam Tojos for a few cleansing ales. All seemed to be enjoying themselves when I left including Flasher who was last seen sitting on Cumsmoke’s knee. I think an explanation could be in order when we next meet.

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Friday 26th February 2010
Monthly Splinter Lunch
Location : Cav’s Steak House. Labrador
Host: Goatfarka

Due to a leaky boat the trip to Wave Break Island was cancelled. Goatfarka booked us in to Cav’s Steak House. A great afternoon was had by all.