Run: 1914
Date:7/7/2014
Location: Chevron Island
Hare:Pizza
Runners: 23

 Run Report 1914
NOT QUITE GOURMET PIZZA IN THE PARK MORE LIKE A TOUCH OF BEAR GRILLS A LA CARTE
As the tables and chairs were rolled out from the trailer and the new gas ring was fired up, much anticipation fell over the assembled 23 hashers on a cold night in the park on Chevron Island.

Walkers and runners were given their instructions and all headed west over the Chevron Island bridge with Lurch and Missing Link leading the charge. After a false trail, the runners rejoined the walkers where Miscarriage and Josephine had assumed leadership of that group. The trail proceeded behind the Greek Orthodox church where two Sirs struck up a conversation on grandfather duties.

Iceman had a quick snake’s hiss near the Australia Post distribution centre before leaping out of the bushes. As the trail headed south down Upton Street near the racecourse, Truck Tyres was distracted by the call of eyes left to have a quick perve at the girls sweating it out in the gym. With no checks or regroups , the pack soon dispersed in all directions and it was every hasher for himself as they made their way back along Bundall Road and right into Thomas Drive and home.

With no post run ginger beer to be seen , it was complimentary port for those who were quick enough. The hare could been seen cooking hot potato chips on the BBQ alongside some pretty enenemic looking sausages. The GM/a la Kitchen Bitch was seen examining the contents of a steaming pot which had a resemblance to some sort of soup. Upon closer examination it was determined there were some vegetables and other floaties which turned out to be dim sims.

Weekly and Woodsie remarked how professionally the breadsticks had been cut up. The blonde girls from the Boot Camp group who shared the park they with us remarked that it was flashest soup kitchen they had seen on the Gold Coast and didn’t realise there were so many health conscious homeless men on the GC but how come they all had flash cars ?
As the cold air kicked in, the hot chips were going down a treat until some hasher who shall remain nameless decided to pour not sprinkle salt all over them.

So by this stage, the boiling contents of the pot which the hare called minestrone soup were served up by the GM. The soup was quickly renamed mind strain soup. The next course was those pale sausages which by now had got a bit of a Pommy’s sun tan and fitted nicely into the sliced bread. The taste test lead Flasher  to enquire as whether they were Rosemary and Thyme. T

hey may have been but the hare was more guarded than KFC about the secret ingredients in his snags. By this stage of the evening the GM called for a circle in five minutes which caught most of the hashers off guard thinking more nosh would be coming first.

It would appear those seated near the trailer were treated to rissole burgers which consisted of nothing else. Botcho asked about tomatoes etc but was told that was it. Flasher asked about sauce and was told by the hare that it was not a requirement either as you don’t need it because – THIS IS REAL FRESH FOOD.

After the GM had suddenly called for the circle, Weekly, one of those hashers who missed out on rissole burgers , remarked how quickly the nosh had changed from previous weeks when he had stuffed himself so much that he was now going to the gym again.

Sir Blackie was asked for a run critique and told the GM – Never Again. Sir AH was asked for the nosh critique and he advised that the rissoles tasted like the sausages. After those comments no specific quantitative details for recording purposes were sought.

The GM then decreed that Pizza’s birthday run was now cancelled. The hare accepted his down down and the RA was invited to take over proceedings. As the RA had little material he called for charges.

Circumference called the GM out to see what his first reaction was to the word – brine. Circumference had seen a particular photo in the weekend newspaper of all the loved up couples socialising around Brisbane watering holes. The GM did not where this was going to until the photo of him and the devine Ms Brine at the opening of the Dutch Courage bar in Fortitude Valley refreshed his memory.

Who would have thought our GM on Monday nights is actually an A list member of the cocktail crowd on weekends. Sir Blackie in the absence of the Suns No 1 ticketholder, Aussie, called out Pizza for being a Collywobbles loser after their loss to the Suns in the AFL. Both nominees accepted their rewards graciously.

The RA’s evening’s awards went to Weekly and Woodsie. Weekly who is still going through the returning rehash orientation program got the Useless award as that was the only one he hadn’t received since returning to the fold. Woodsie was given POW as another returning hasher from a bygone era in the hope he will come back again for at least another week.

Botcho announced apologies from absent hashers -Carefree and Crocodile who hopefully will over their bouts of swine flu soon.
Sir AH announced that next week’s run will be at the tennis courts near the cemetery at Mudgeeraba and it would be a run to die for.

At 8:10 pm, the GM asked Ferret to close the circle. Several hashers were concerned about returning home at that hour on a Monday night not knowing what they might walk into at that time . So they considered telephoning first to make sure their partners routines on Monday nights would not be disturbed by their early sudden entrance home . Others considered which fast food outlet to visit on the way home to supplement the burgers they had missed out on.

Lurch and his band of hash logistics helpers soon had the table and chairs all cleaned up and repacked in the trailer. In a parting gesture , Pizza dropped off some gyprock for run setting by future hares.
This scribe was soon home and on the lounge while cuddling a nice little French piece, a Cote Mas 2012 Rouge Intense listening to four boring economists on the ABC’s Q&A program. Several hours latter he awoke to some other television program and still wondering about the evening’s activities but remembering that every Monday is a different route, so to speak.
On On
The Stig
Photo of GM is on page 29 of U magazine in Sunday Mail 06.07.2014
This week’s question – What does the GM have hanging from his shirt in the photo ?

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Run 1913
Date:30/6/2014
Location: Gilston
Hare:Sir Black Stump
Runners: 24

• Ferrett awards himself the perfect 10 score for his hosting of the Splinter Lunch

• Shat send urgent telegram message from London to the RA Caustic.

               “Fookit!!!  If I’m going down I’m taking all the other karnts with me”

• Flasher reported he did top job representing the GCGH in Thailand

• Sir Slab welcomed back to Australia after laying another Hash trail in NZ

• Warrior Whistle-blower Jigsaw joins Warrior Leader Shat in Europe to enjoy excessive lifestyle funded from club funds. Word is they are regrouping to regain territory lost to the patched HHH lycra bikie group.

Note: Please read words and view carefully as again next week a question will be asked by the GM in the circle about these words. At this stage the track record for comprehension of our hashers is abysmal but this week the clue may not be so be easy to determine. Check out the clue to see who is the most observant GCGHHH.

Evolution History of Hash Disorganization

The Hash House Harriers was formed at the Selangor Club Chambers in Malaya in 1937/38 by E.J Galvin, Malay Mail, H.M Doig, A.S Gispert and Cecil H. Lee. Rumor has it that Gispert was the real ideas man who created the Hash and he was also a Walker.

 Run 1913 with Sir Black Stump

 Promoted as the the Run and Nosh that is totally predictable.

 Will Sir Black Stump be able to break the mould this week?

Will the run compete with Miscarriage as the Cow Paddock Bush Run of the Year.

 

A group of 24 dedicated athletes circled around the glowing bathtub under the stars in the backyard of Sir Black Stump. Thanks Blackie for making such a great fire for the Hash night.

The pre-run briefing from Sir Black Stump was as always lots of waffle and there were as usual those mumbled words …“walk to the top of the driveway and find the trail marked with arrows”

The GM called the usual rabble to order and sent the group on their way at 6.16 pm with his signature words “ good luck finding the trail’ . Once again he stayed near the warm fire on the pretense his experience as a firefighter was needed in case the bathtub fire got out of control. In the event of a major disaster he asked Nasty to stay behind as well to keep him company but mainly to keep up an ongoing supply of red wine from the newly installed wine casks. Yes, our GM a is a very thoughtful person and dedicated to the Hash and the exercise he gets each week .

After last few weeks of the so called Best Run of the Year followed by the so called Best Nosh of the Year this was looking a hard act to follow by Sir Black Stump

The Run Warm Up

Yes…we do see some of our runners actually do stretching before the run even in the cold night air. They must think that we don’t notice this elaborate ruse to make us believe they run fast. As usual to avoid embarrassment no names are mentioned!!

 The Run

Sir Black Stumpspent considerable effort in setting this well-marked Blackie Birthday Run (74 years young). We guess he has the experience so it was expected to be a good run.

The runners and walkers moved into the dark abyss up the gravel driveway with torches blazing. The only relevant clue was the final information that Blackie would be standing at each “check” to make sure no one got lost and all did the full run. Good work Blackie to keep these bastards honest!!

Very quickly both walkers and runners moved forward passing Show Pony as he struggled down the roadway.Geat effort by Show Pony who recently almost travelled down the bright light tunnel on the way to heaven.

Bent Banana and Botcho were leading the runners up the home pathway then left to the mian road. Miscarriage’s run was all looking in trouble as the runners left the bitumen road.

This week there were no International investors on the run so why did the run go via the Miscarriage Subdivision called “Burkeland”.

Lifeline Lurch, Truck Tyres, Bent Banana were in full flight on the run. Blackie was waiting at the checks to make sure each person went the right way ..well done Blackie for your assistance.

On On was then called several times on the run as the group all moved across the bush and then via the roadways but were saved by Blackie with his assistance to get them going the right way.

Most runners this week did do the full run it was by all accounts a excellent run .

The first runners back via the correct rail though the bush at the rear of the house were Botcho with Bent Banana in 54 minutes..Run distance 7.5 km. Well done hashers. Flasher somehow managed to get back first but it seems he has a battery failure and was forced to follow the main road and returned via the driveway but wa son trail all the way ?? work that out!!! ..well done Flasher.

 

Two Dogs, Caustic and Missing Link came innext in 56 min followed by Lifeline Lurch and Truck Tyres. Josephine decided to walk this week so he could tell the walkers all about the stories in the porno book he found last week lying near a parked car.

Run Critic Caustic “ Best Run of the year so far”. Hare Sir Black Stump put in a lot of effort and experience for this run but again failed to provide a drink stop.Yes..These words say it all …direct from a very experienced hasher!!.These comments by Caustic were wholly endorsed by Truck Tyres

Two Dogs also got in on the act and commented “Amazing how he found new territory after all the runs from here” ..

Great effort Blackie for an excellent run.

The Walkers

 

As always a big group of walkers lined up at the starting gate.As the walking group is getting slower and most of these geriatics in the past weeks have made little effort to move away from the Nosh and Booze area, it may be time to bring out some supporting equiptment as above.

Again we see those ex runners, Sir Rabbit , Sir Slab , Rockhard, Circumference, Miscarriage, Josephine this week joined by Ferrett tothe ranks of the dedicated professional walkers. Are they now permanent walkers?

The dedicated professional walkers, Slug , Weekly, Show Pony & Swindler all moved out a brisk pace which they kept up the good pace for the 5 km walk.

What great comraderie these brave bunch of Hash Walkers are experiencing.

The Nosh

For the Hare Sir Black Stump it was always going to be a hard act to follow after last week’s Miscarriage’s effort that at this stage is voted “The Best Trailer Bush Nosh of the Year?”

As promised by the GM Kitchen Bitch the hash in now truly back into gourmet.

It was unlimited help yourself food so many had second and third helpings.

Resident food CriTic JosEphine Who had 3 helpings of SPAGETTI & Mince OBVIOUSLY appreciated the food: “Great food and at last back to Hash basics”

Well done Sir Black Stump for providing the meal with minimal outsourcing from Mrs Lady Black Stump …a Great effort that helped to make this ANOTHER REAL hash night of quality and true HASH nosh in a great location around the Fire.

 Menu:

• Corn Chips tenderly?? placed in a big bowl with Dips presented in original plastic containers.
• Organic Nando Spaghetti cooked to over perfection with slight gluggy touch.
• Aldi Apple Pie served with a big bucket of ice cream

The CIRCLE

Just so we know that that our GM has more than one outfit this week the GM appeared in Katmandu Hat minus Hash Chains and the Moses Staff. However his new long flashy pants did create some interesting comments about sexual propensity.

DD to:

• Hashy Birthday to Sir Black Stump
• Ferret for getting lost on way home from Splinter Lunch
• Miscarriage for last week’s run
• Weekly for bringing a visitor

 No jokes this week after last week’s Iceman, Crocodile and Ferrett for their pathetic failed jokes.

 Useless Shirt

Awarded by RA Caustic to Truck Tyres for losing his dinner plate last week.

 Prick of the Week

                   Q. Can you identify the person who is owner of this sterling silver ring?

 

Given by Josephine to Weekly so as our new member who now has the Quinella with Icing and DD’ .Next week Weekly can now spend time reading the porno book as well as viewing all the new porno videos added by Jigsaw in the privacy of his room.

 Report by GM

 

Our GM enjoying fine dining at the recent splinter lunch in Surfers. Our GM continues to promise that this year it will be his goal “to offer support for all Hares to create great runs and great walks followed by Gourmet food that he will personally supervise”…If he keep eating meals like this we may have to wheel him into the AGPU next year.

Gift for GM

With tears in his eyes saying “the best gift so far this year” the GM accepted the amazing gift and thoughtful gift from Flasher. (Note this is the first gift he has received so far). Nothing could turn on our GM more. An original ON ON Hash Cooking Apron from a very thoughtful Flasher who has just returned from Thailand or somewhere like this?

 Special Welcome:

Our GM gave a special welcome to our visitor Dave “Wrong Way Woodsie” Woods. Wrong Way Woodsie sponsored the first GCGH Run in 1978 and this year we thank him again for the ongoing supply each week of Ice for the Hash. This is a big expense for the hash and will most certainly assist the additional funding of travel plans of your hierarchy.

 GM advised that

1. G.Spot Light Rail Run by Aussie – Date TBA – T shirt will to be created with special Hash artwork to commemorate the First Light Rail Run

Run cost $20.00 including T Shirt & Train ticket …If non-attendance then T-Shirt for sale @ $15 (Please put in order and size asap)

2. Best Trailer Nosh of Year Award to be made at AGPU

3. Booze Masters to offer cask wine by the glass. Please note the line on the glass that is at the half way mark .NOT a full glass of wine.

4. GM advised next week run will be by Pizza!! Our GM has personally promised to assist to ensure that this event so it is not as predictable as suspected. Good Luck GM if you can pull this off!!

End of CIRCLE …….by FERRETT @ 9.14 pm

 

 

Swindler

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Could be a few of our old Hashers in the band! Looks like Truck Tyres on slide guitar!!!

June Splinter Lunch
Date:27/6/2014
Location: Surfers Paradise
Host:Ferrett
Runners: About 25

Another great day was had by all. Great food, fantastic company and tooooooo much red wine.

Is this Show Pony relaxing after the June Splinter Lunch?

Run 1912
Date:23/6/2014
Location: Robina
Hare: Miscarriage
Runners: 30

 

EX GM Now Loved with Ex Hash Flash Kwakka and discuss important hash issues over a Vintage French Red in the South of France with their warrior mates Phantom and Van Diemen

• Shat maybe the next Hash Sir after his meeting this week with Liz at Buckingham Palace

• Ballpoint is presently dining the high life in Tasmania on Fresh Lobsters

• Sir Slab as usual is working for our Hash in NZ laying another trail

• Sir Prince Valiant busy packing his hash shirts to go and meet his mates on Croatia bike ride

Note: Please read words and view carefully as again next week a question will be asked by the GM in the circle about these words and clue to see who is the most observant GCGHHH. At this stage the track record for comprehension of our hashers is abysmal.

 Run 1912 with Miscarriage

Promoted by Miscarriage as the First Real Cow Paddock Bush Run of the Year.

….“with the lights of Q1 in the distance”…he must think we are wet behind the ears!!

A large group of 30 athletes circled under the stars with the lights of Q1 in the distance as GM called the usual rabble to order.

It did initially appear that Miscarriage had now lifted the bar on the run standard as the pre run briefing was called under the fairy lights of the nearby Hash trailer in a location surrounded in wild bush.

The pre-run briefing from Miscarriage was as always lots of waffle and there were as usual those few mumbled words …“walk down there and find some toilet paper and keep going into the dark abyss ” . The only relevant clue was the final information that where he was standing was a “check” so good luck to all!!!

Our GM sent the group on their way at 6.18 pm again with his signature words “ good luck finding the trail’ as he too movedslowlyforward with the walkers and actually passed Show Pony as he struggled across the first cow paddock.

As usual the GM made some excuse that there was no one at the trailer and he needed to get back quickly to get the Brassiere going with some old white surveyor pegs he found sticking out of the ground all over the area. He was desperate so there would be glowing hot coals when the runners and walkers returned.

What a thoughtful person is our GM.He just loves the Hash and the great exercise he gets each week . Yes our GM is a real athelete!!

After last few weeks of the so called Best Run of the Year ( every one debatable!!!) followed by the heavily promoted Best Nosh of the Year ( food so far so good) this was looking another hard act to follow by Miscarriage.

 The Run Warm Up

Yes… Some hashers actually do stretching before they run with an IPod in their ear. To avoid embarrassment no names are mentioned!!

 

The Run

Hash House Harrier roots extend back to the old English schoolboy game of “Hares and Hounds,” in which some players, called “hounds,” chase others, called “hares,” who have left a trail of paper scraps along their route across fields, hedges, streams, bogs, and hills. One of the earliest Hares and Hounds events on record was the “Crick Run” at Rugby School in Warwickshire, England, first held in 1837.

Miscarriagespent most of the day setting what was supposed to be the trail of the year based on this old story.

Leading the runners down the pathway across the wide expanses of the cow paddock ,across the creek ,through the bush.. Miscarriage’s run was all looking so good on a paper trail until the runners hit the bitumen road…nothing ever changes!!!

Word was out of potential International investors on the run so for some reason obvious to all the Miscarriage run seemed to take in most of the new robina subdivision that was just released for sale.

Bent Banana was in full flight on this run and went along the main road to Colonial road..lucky he knew where he was going as he was last seen on Robina Parkway a long way from any trail.

The first runners back were Botcho with Two Dogs in 57 minutes..Run distance 8.5 km. Well done hashers. On On was then called several times on the run as the group all moved up the first of several roads to find most of the trail but as all arrived back well over time. It is again suspected (in fact certain) that although they did do the full run it was far too short for this standard of Hash athletes. These runners are never happy!!

Fanny Charmer and Missing Link came innext in 59 min followed by Lifeline Lurch and Truck Tyres. Josephine would have arrived earlier but he not found some porno book lying near a parked car and was seen reading this under a street light.

Rockhard ,Iceman, Ferrett and Co ran in sweating profusely to give the pretence of a hard run. Pile Driver was seen running in as was Circumference ..did they run or walk all the way ?

Rectum as always has a story of a uphill run with arrow then back down..”best run of the year so far “…and with time of 68 minutes.

The Hare put in a lot of effort and experience for this run but failed to provide a drink stop.Yes..These words say it all …direct from Run Critic Ferrett a very experienced hasher!!………….. “An excellent run but very dissapointed as there were square miles of virgin territiry but he took us out direct to a bitumen road”.The run was well laid out by a true professional Miscarriage Hare,lots of markings and those that got lost obviously made no effort to find the trail..BUT too bloody short”

 The Walk

Although the walking group is getting slower as most of these geriatics in the past weeks have made little effort to move away from the Nosh and Booze area, a large group did move slowly off across the cow paddock.

Again we see those ex runners,Caustic, Sir Rabbit ,Jigsaw, join the ranks of the dedicated professional walkers as now permanent walkers?

The dedicated professional walkers, Sir AH ,Caygee, Glen M, Slug ,Blue Card, Crocodile, CareFree ,Weekly, Cumspoke ,Show Pony, Father Miscarriage & Swindler all moved out a brisk pace which they kept up the pace for what was undoubtly one of the longest walks do far this year.

Most walkers quickly faultered at the second bushland as they crossed the cow paadock and then slowly tried to limp back home in the hope of finding a warm fire and the smell of burning meat. Little did they know that a long road was still ahead of them with the last walkers Blue Card and CareFree arriving back in 1hour 42 minutes..great effort.

What a brave bunch of Walkers these Hashers are now becoming!!

 The Nosh

“Is this now Voted the Best Trailer Bush Nosh of the Year so Far?”

As promised by the GM Kitchen Bitch the gourmet in now back into hash.

Q: What is the fruit inside this delicious homemade desert by Miscarriage?

Well done Miscarriage for doing all the work with no outsourcing. ..a very professional effort that helped to make this a real hash night of high quality and true HASH nosh.

Menu:

• Prime Angus Rump Beef Minute Steaks slowly cooked on the Hash BBQ and served with baked potatoes ,fresh salad and sour dough breads
• Homemade Hot Apple Pie served with fresh cream

Resident food CriTic Lurch Who had 7 helpings of steaks obviously appreciated the food: “all food cooked to perfection- Steak was perfect – a nice handmade touch with mint and Corriender in the salad- great food after a long run’

Pile driver commented he missed the Tomato sauce!!. hard to please everyone

 The CIRCLE

As always the GM appeared resplendent in full GM attire with Hash Chains, Katmandu Hat and the Moses Staff.

DD to:

• Returning Runners Missing Link and Pile Driver
• Warriors Bikie Cycle Group for again wearing those magic blue vest complete with club badges Jigsaw , Fanny Charmer, Carefree and Blue Card
• Crocodile for false change on fellow hasher adjudicated by Sir Rabbit. In fact as he purposely dropped the prize possession of TT antique plate which shattered into 1000 pieces he deserved another DD.
• Iceman, Crocodile and Ferrett for failed jokes..(must we continue to bear these)

 Prick of the Week

 

Given by Fanny Charmer to Josephine for his pathetic attempt to stop running and read the pornographic book he found on the roadway. Luckily Josephine can now spend the next week reading the porno book in the privacy of his room as well as viewing all the new porno videos added last week by Jigsaw.

 Report by GM

Our GM gave a special welcome to our repeat visitors Caygee and GM Glen.

As we all know he promises to be kind, attentive and all inclusive. His mission will be “to offer support for all Hares to create great runs and great walks followed by Gourmet food that he will personally supervise”…so far so good!!

GM advised next week run will be by Sir Black Stump and will be totally predictable with the menu and run identical to last 20 years

End of CIRCLE …….by Josephine @ 9.20 pm

On On

Swindler

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Run 1911
Date:16/6/2014
Location: Highland park
Hare:Blue Card & Carefree
Runners: 33

• VD reported safe in the Tower of London
• Shat’s upgrade to first class on recent flight to Europe fails
• Flasher finds his passport to get away on another mercy mission to Thailand
• Kwakka and Now Loved relax in the South of France

Note: Please read words and view carefully as again next week a question will be asked by the GM in the circle about these words and clue to see who is the most observant GCGHHH.

 Run 1911 with Blue Card

Promoted by Blue Card as the First and Best Bush Run of the Year.

A large group of 32 athletes circled under the gum trees as GM called the rabble to order. All could see that Blue Card had now lifted the bar on the Gourmet Hash as we watched this huge piece of prime meat slowly rotated over glowing coals lit by the lights of the nearby Hash trailer.

The pre-run briefing from Blue Card was non existant except for the few mumbled words …“walk down there and find some toilet paper and keep going”

The GM had failed to ask for a run briefing from the real Hare Carefree who as a very experienced hasher had spent many hours teaching Blue Card on the real techiques of laying the trail with interesting signs.

Our GM sent the group on their way at 6.16 again with his signature words “ good luck finding the trail’ as hemoved back to the keep warm near the glowing coals with a nice red.

He then was overheard saying “I just love the Hash and the great exercise we get”. Yes our GM is a real athelete!!

After last weeks Best Run of the Year ( debatable!!!) followed by the heavily promoted Best Nosh of the Year this was looking a hard act to follow by Hare Blue Card.

The Run Warm Up

Yes… Some hashers actually do stretching before they run

 

Guess who this resembles?

The Run

Are these some new hash markings?

Hare Blue Card and Co-Hare Carefree spent most of the day laying what was supposed to be the trail of the year.

 

Leading the runners down the timber pathway though the bush as always was Botcho followed closely by Fanny Charmer, Aussie , Rectum ,Full of Shit , Rockhard ,Two Dogs ,Iceman ,Lifeline Lurch ,Jospehine ,Truck Tyres and Co. They suddenly seemed to find themselves at the bottom of the driveway to where they had just arrived for the run. Was the run over so quickly ?? or was this another debacle !! not a good start.

 

On On was then called and the group all moved up the first of several hills to find most of the trail but as all arrived back well under time it is suspected (in fact certain) that although they did do the full run it was far too short for this standard of Hash athletes.

The effort was put in by the Hare for this run ..a special Free Birthday drink stop for Blue Card. Poor No Friends Carefree who manned this easy to find drink stop was left standing like a stale bottle of the proverbial piss as he waited for those few runners and walkers to arrive at the location ..well done Hare Blue Card for organising this drink stop with free crownies!!

Yes..These words say it all …direct from Run Critic Rectum and well said by a very experienced hasher!!………….. “An excellent run that was well laid out by a true professional Hare,lots of markings and those that got lost obviously made no effort to find the trail..BUT too bloody short”

Rectum reported the run as far too short and very easy so we are not sure why he didn’t do it twice as he usually does? Was he scared on missing the food?? Yes..33 minutes is too short for this little champion!!

Two Dogs reported no regoups as a big run failure !! .. Future Hares please note as it is important to learn from these comments by from these experts hashmen.

 The Walk

Q: Why is this walking hasher be able to climb to the top of the stairs?

Although the walking group is getting slower as most of these geriatics have made little effort to move away from the Nosh and Booze area in the past weeks,we were surprised to see such a large group this week leave the comfortable surrounding and warm fire. What a brave but patethic bunch of Hashers.!!

 Again we see the those ex runners Bent Banana ,Caustic, Sir Rabbit ,Prince Valiant, Jigsaw, Miscarriage join the ranks of the dedicated professional walkers. Are they now permanent walkers??

The dedicated professional walkers Hard On, Seedy , Caygee, Glen M, Slug , Weekly, , Cumspoke ,Show Pony, Ferrett & Swindler all moved out a brisk pace. Most quickly faultered at the second hill and slowly limped back to the warm fire and smell of burning meat.    

The Nosh

“Voted the Best Bush Spit Roast Nosh of the Year so Far”

As promised by the GM Kitchen Bitch the gourmet in now back into hash.

What another great feast by the last years ex-Hierarchy Hash On Sec – Blue Card after some of the recent Nosh debacles during his year of power.

THE Best Bush Spit Roast Nosh so far this year.

Well done BLUE CARD for doing all the work with no outsourcing. ..a very professioanl effort that helped to make this a memorable night of high quality HASH nosh.

Menu:

• Homemade French Pumpkin Soup with a dollop of Cream and fresh parsley
• Prime Angus Rump Beef slowly cooked for 4 hours over glowing coals served with baked vegetables, mushroom gravy and sour dough breads
• Hot Apple Crumble Pie served with hot custard

Resident food CriTic CUMSMOKE, Who as we all know is A very inexperienced expert on Spit Roasting:

“all food cooked to perfection.chicKen was perfect”…yes , CUMSMOKE is real authority on Spit Roasting of Prime beef.

The CIRCLE

Again the GM appeared resplendent in full GM attire with Hash Chains, Katmandu Hat and the Moses Staff.

DD to:

• Returning Runners & Visitors Miscarriage, Big Daddy Miscarriage, Caygee , GM Glen
• Warriors Bikie Cycle Group for wearing those magic blue vest complete with club badges; Seedy, Caygee, Jigsaw , Glen GM
• GM kindly took a DD for unbecoming behavior

 

Welcome Induction of a new member Dustin “Floppy Dick” Williams who is a friend of Nasty (looks like Nasty has more friends that we thought)

Thanks to our Lifeline Lurch our new HHHHaberdashery, Floppy Dick now has a full wardrobe of hash shirts, has completed 400 runs and attended Interhash in Borobudur ..well done Lifeline Lurch for your expertise in outfitting Floppy Dick so quickly.

Welcome Floppy Dick to Gold Coast Gourmet Hash and join in the fun as often as you can.

 

POW

 

Given by Jigsaw to Fanny Charmer for forgetting his Hash family and mixing with the big knobs at the recent Mudgeeraba Show. Can you believe Fanny Charmer was selected as the judge of Miss Mudgeeraba? He obviously has hidden talents and we suspect that he is aptly named!!

 

The Icing

 

          

It seems that Miscarriage deserved those words from Caustic and the icing due to his failure to attend the AGPU and disappear overseas before the Hash event of the year. As always for last year’s Hash debacle “blame stops at the top”

Yes…as the GM continues to advise Icings now only for the MOST serious of offences and what can be more serious than the failure of a Hierarchy Member not attending the AGPU.

I can say that close up this photo above is nothing like the sight that fellow hashers where subjected to when we were forced to watch this horrific rear end event after Miscarriage got off the ice.

Report by GM

Our new GM wants to be known as a “Man of the GCGHash”.

He promises to be kind, attentive and all inclusive. His mission will be “to offer support for all Hares to create great runs and great walks followed by Gourmet food that he will personally supervise”

……………………….is this man a realist or is he just trying to get out of exercise on the pretense of helping others!!!

GM advised next week run will by Miscarriage ..Luckily Miscarriage was present tonight to find out this news!!

End oF CIRCLE …….by Show Pony @ 9.02 pm

 

 

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