Run 1891
Date:27/01/2014
Location: Tamborine
Hare: Rectum
Runners: 27
A special “Run” this week – the Great Aussie BBQ for Australia Day.
Somebody said it was a good bushy run but Veteran said it caused him flashbacks to his time in Vietnam and could feel PTSD coming on.
The gourmet snags cooked by Kitchen Bitch made the perfect entrée.
Our resident food critic Rug thought the meal was perfect particularly as it was prepared by a fellow Yorkshire man. He loved the idea of keeping the Nosh in budget by using local road kill for the gourmet homemade kangaroo pie.
The homemade ice cream and lamingtons kept the harshest critics silent. Good effort Rectum.
If the pastry was not so light that it blew away, the Nosh score would have been 10/10.
Good to see Moonbeams there and in his own inimitable style call “END OF CIRCLE”
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JOKES OF THE WEEK FROM CAUSTIC
The HASHMAN
The Hashman is a woman’s best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions
and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels that she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait…… sorry……. I’m thinking of wine.
It’s WINE that does all that.
Sorry.
SHATS BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO JOS
“You never surprise me” Jos moaned to her long suffering husband called “Shat”.
“Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that accelerates from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds, … and I’d prefer a blue one!, Jos hinted.
Happy and excited Jos was counting down the days for her birthday.
And finally Jos got the beautiful present that Shat had thoughtfully chosen for her …
Shat’s dead now … but he died a legend.
