Run: 1730
Hare: Show Pony & Moonbeams
Location:Isle of Capri
Date: 27th December, 2010
GCHHH Run 1730 Showpony/Moonbeams
Just 13 Hashers turned up for the post Christmas run!!!!
Hash Cash/ Trail master please record runs for Flasher, Nasty, Sir Slabb, Miscarriage, Showpony, Bent Banana, Botcho, Blackstump, Moonbeams, Circumference,Rug, Sir Rabbit and Kitchen Bitch.
Was it the holidays that kept the rest away??
Was it Moonbeams tough trails??
Was it Showpony’s worst nosh of the year reputation??
Well …. whatever it was ….those that didn’t attend certainly missed out!!!!
Nasty and KB arrived late to the Showpony mansion …. the 5pm holiday start had escaped their feeble minds.
By all accounts the run was great and the swim after even better … albeit the belly flop from Bent Banana put paid to everyone’s dry clothes.
What a great night Flasher announces … it’s a FREE night.
The event had ever sign of a repeat of the WORST NOSH as the small crew gathered by the pool for the dumplings and spring rolls served on the top of the recycle bin ……………
THEN …… it all changed with four simple words DINNER IS SERVED GENTLEMEN !!!
The other EIGHT courses (Yes eight) were about to be served Showpony has gone from ZERO to HERO in one stride. Asian delights are served and just keep coming!! Topped off by the Lobster stirfry.
Not to be outdone Moonbeams whipped up a fruit salad extraordinaire!!!
THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CONTENDER FOR yes you guessed it …. NOSH OF THE YEAR !!!!!
It’s raining (and raining and raining and raining) so the R/A is a no show … what a pity he would have liked this nosh.
CIRCLE is called at 7.30 pm.
No official sponsor …. just the hierarchy represented by Flasher and KB.
Hares are up first……..
Blackie gives the run report… “not enough water” Rabbit almost drowned!!! Great swim legs!!
Sir Rabbit concurs … still licking his fur!!
Sir Slabb gives the nosh report……… “FANTASTIC NOSH” Nine courses!! Prawns, Lobster, Kaluha Coffee after and the Asian band for entertainment…….. unbelievable!!!!!!!!
Rug gives a well deserved note!
Showpony sells off the wind trainer in the middle of proceedings ………. seems he took a crash off it in his own lounge room ( not supposed to drink and ride) $50 cash and Miscarriage gets in a bidding war with Blackie ……… at this point not resolved.
No R/A …. So Flasher takes on the additional roll of calling for charges….
Sir Prince gets a charge in absentia.. Seems the new million dollar dunnie has failed miserably and Sir Prince had a fairly shitty Christmas in more ways than one.
Rug charges Bent Banana for the wetting belly flop.
Circumference gets a DD for his lame excuse about his non-hash shirt that he swears came from drunken hashers. Hmmmmmmm !!
Nasty charges Sir Rabbit and Circumference with shoes on in the Asian Palace.
POW gets held over!!!!! Lots of ammo so watch out !!!
NEXT WEEK’S RUN … Blackie’s Place. 5 PM start with LOTS of swim legs.
Rumour has it that Point Two has had a massive increase in his property value in recent weeks when it became “waterfront”
7.47 PM Moonbeams announces ……. END OF CIRCLE !!!!
Post circle……. Nasty proposes a toast to GM Flasher for a great first half of the year!!!
Showpony introduces the secret to his unbelievable nosh Mrs Pony … it is even revealed that one of the courses was the same one that Showpony dished up last year …… “it tasted nothing like last years” Showpony … Stay OUT of the kitchen!!!
The small pack wandered off into the night quietly gloating that they have experienced a “Hash miracle”
WELL DONE GUYS !!!!
An Aussie walks into a Pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
‘No’, he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was Just testing it..’
The intrigued woman says,
‘a state-of-the-art watch?’
‘What’s so special about it?’
The Aussie explains,
‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’
The lady says,
‘What’s it telling you now?’
Well, it says you’re Not wearing any panties.’
The woman giggles and replies
‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and Says,
‘ Bloody thing’s an hour fast!’
On On
KB.