A combined  GC Hash 39 th birthday and Memorial Run was the theme for this run which commenced from Mick Ring(otherwise known as deceased hasher Sewerage) Park. After instructions from Sir Slab, runners and walkers set off for some quick exercise before returning for refreshments before the GM sumoned all with his micro megaphone you A

that it was circle time.

The Sirs were given a drink before SIR PV wearing his Run No 1 T-Shirt gave an eulogy to remember

12 GC hashers who have passed away. Amongst those mentioned were  a surprised SIr Slab who some onlookers considered to be a dead man walking after SPVs faux pas. A Sir Rabbit soundtrack played as hashers enjoyed a port or two. Sir Rabbit was given a set of bunny ears for being a Pommie hash look a like and is now ready to appear as the next centrefold bunny in Playgirl.

Fanny Charmer returned the long missing down down mug to the boozemasters. Apparently there has been interest from across the ditch in NZ from the Lord of the Rings crew about making a movie about it. If it gets off the ground, it will be called The Return of the 8th Challi. Our boozemasters could feature in it.

Miscarriage had a trifecta celebration with the hash wake, birthday and marriage milestone all on the same evening. It is now 29 years since he said – I do – to Liz. As he is nearing the big 30, he knows that after that time wives know that men like sex and travel (with their mates), so the only sex is oral when she who must be obeys says – Fuck off !

Caustic Crusader representing Radio Scotland was called out by the RA as a result of the tight-arsed Scottish Comm Games team turning up a year early and looking for a free nights accommodation at the Comm Games village which is still a construction site. Talk about optimistic thinking they could get free night on their GC junket withour opening their wallets.

The circle was closed and all moved to the nearby Thai restaurant for a multi-course feast washed done by plenty of red cordial. Fuck All advised that he didnt eat seafood and stunned all by asking whether barramundi was seafood as he thought it was a crustacean ! Missing Link had another one of those CRAFT moments when he found his missing car keys hanging around his neck.

The final Rock Party Run concluded and it is now onto next weeks AGPU.

Yours in hashing

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